Seymour D. Fair
@seymourdfair.bsky.social
Tired of the other place.
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Congratulations to the new mayor for making everyone miserable on purpose. www.nola.com/news/politic...
New Orleans officials to ramp up parking enforcement amid budget problems
New Orleans officials are cracking down on a costly backlog of unpaid parking tickets to help thwart an expected multimillion dollar budget deficit this year.
www.nola.com
January 27, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Congratulations to the new mayor for making everyone miserable on purpose. www.nola.com/news/politic...
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My CAARP (Child Abductions Above Replacement President) predicts that an additional 800 children will be abducted by ICE. And I rank the best chicken nuggets for picky eaters. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
January 23, 2026 at 1:32 PM
My CAARP (Child Abductions Above Replacement President) predicts that an additional 800 children will be abducted by ICE. And I rank the best chicken nuggets for picky eaters. All that and more in the next Silver Bulletin.
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The Bills should hire Dennis Allen. He will bring the experience and defensive expertise that the Bills desperately need.
January 19, 2026 at 2:46 PM
The Bills should hire Dennis Allen. He will bring the experience and defensive expertise that the Bills desperately need.
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Whether it’s Donald Trump putting a violent Gestapo in the streets of the United States or Joe Biden putting a Peloton in the White House, both presidents made polarizing decisions
January 17, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Whether it’s Donald Trump putting a violent Gestapo in the streets of the United States or Joe Biden putting a Peloton in the White House, both presidents made polarizing decisions
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Whether it's Hillary Clinton making $100,000 in cattle futures 14 years before she became First Lady or Donald Trump making $1.7 billion from his DJT meme stock while serving as president, both sides have made money in controversial ways.
December 31, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Whether it's Hillary Clinton making $100,000 in cattle futures 14 years before she became First Lady or Donald Trump making $1.7 billion from his DJT meme stock while serving as president, both sides have made money in controversial ways.
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Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
December 22, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Bari Weiss is killing stories the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.
December 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Donald Trump's rant about Rob Reiner raises new questions about Joe Biden's mental state.
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Whether it's Barack Obama being photographed in a tan suit or Donald Trump being photographed with a notorious sex trafficker, both presidents have appeared in some embarrassing pictures.
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Whether it's Barack Obama being photographed in a tan suit or Donald Trump being photographed with a notorious sex trafficker, both presidents have appeared in some embarrassing pictures.
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Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
December 6, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Trump's dementia has grown so extreme that a select group of advisors are now running the country without his input. To find who those advisors are and what their plans are, buy my new book, which will appear in March 2029.
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Whether it's Donald Trump murdering the survivors aboard a sinking boat or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference, both presidents engaged in some truly norm-busting behavior.
December 3, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Whether it's Donald Trump murdering the survivors aboard a sinking boat or Barack Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference, both presidents engaged in some truly norm-busting behavior.
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Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.
December 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Donald Trump fell asleep during a Cabinet meeting, raising new questions about Joe Biden's health.
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Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
December 1, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Trump's MRI raises new questions about Biden's health.
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Opinion | The state of Louisiana owes $172 million to three men who coached or will coach the LSU football team. Here's my scolding op-ed about a blue state's investment in a middle school math tutoring program.
December 1, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Opinion | The state of Louisiana owes $172 million to three men who coached or will coach the LSU football team. Here's my scolding op-ed about a blue state's investment in a middle school math tutoring program.
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Analysis | Epstein and affordability have driven Trump’s approval ratings down. Can the illegal murder of Venezuelans push them back up?
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Analysis | Epstein and affordability have driven Trump’s approval ratings down. Can the illegal murder of Venezuelans push them back up?
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The Trump administration’s decision to apply pressure to the most amoral cowardly members of American society, big law firm partners and college administrators, is paying big dividends.
November 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
The Trump administration’s decision to apply pressure to the most amoral cowardly members of American society, big law firm partners and college administrators, is paying big dividends.
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Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Whether it’s pro-Republican X accounts based in Eastern Europe and Bangladesh or pro-Democrat X accounts based in Maryland and Massachusetts, both parties have too few accounts based in Real America.
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The East Wing has learned its lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
The East Wing has learned its lesson.
by Susan Collins
by Susan Collins
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A country's priceless heirlooms stolen... Has anyone checked the British Museum in London?
October 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
A country's priceless heirlooms stolen... Has anyone checked the British Museum in London?
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Donald Trump says that Barack Obama could have gotten the October 7th hostages released during his presidency, raising new concerns about Joe Biden's memory and cognition.
October 14, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Donald Trump says that Barack Obama could have gotten the October 7th hostages released during his presidency, raising new concerns about Joe Biden's memory and cognition.
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They're called 'Miracle Miles' because it is a miracle there are any walkable places left in the US.
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
They're called 'Miracle Miles' because it is a miracle there are any walkable places left in the US.
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Whether it’s Republican Pete Hegseth saying “We are done with that [DEI] shit” or it’s Trump sharing an AI-generated Chuck Schumer saying Democrats are “woke pieces of shit,” a norm-shattering expletive is having a moment across the political spectrum
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Whether it’s Republican Pete Hegseth saying “We are done with that [DEI] shit” or it’s Trump sharing an AI-generated Chuck Schumer saying Democrats are “woke pieces of shit,” a norm-shattering expletive is having a moment across the political spectrum
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Charlie Kirk’s death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age.
September 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Charlie Kirk’s death raises new questions about Joe Biden’s advanced age.
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Charlie Kirk was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader. But he was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader in the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
September 12, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Charlie Kirk was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader. But he was a 2020 election denier and conspiracy spreader in the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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We wanted to know what Republicans plan to do with the Epstein files. So we talked to an au pair at a beer garden in Georgetown.
September 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
We wanted to know what Republicans plan to do with the Epstein files. So we talked to an au pair at a beer garden in Georgetown.