Shafawn
shafawn.bsky.social
Shafawn
@shafawn.bsky.social
“The Blue Angel”—AntiMAGA Poster Extraordinaire. Moths may not cluster around me, but progressive freedom-minded allies get it. I will continue to speak truth to power even if no one is listening!!📢✊🏼

“This is the Way.” >>Resistance!!
Why not? We don’t build what anyone wants. We don’t grow what they need. Financialization is our economy now. And finance is & always has been piracy. With paperwork.
December 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Trump says he “Aced it.”

But for the doctors it likely means he’s 10-0 in hitting all the marks for severe cognitive impairment.

Oops. Picked another winner, eh rednecks?🤠🤓🤡
December 10, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Argh! Keel-haul those lily-liveried lubbers. It’s privateering we’re onto now and Devil take the hindermost.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Love Jasmine Crockett!💜🥰

No more fake progressive oligarch-adjacent Dems🚫⛔️🙅🏼‍♀️
December 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
“Argh! Keel-haul the goat-eating blackguards! Ay me buckos! Luff the foresail & mount the mizzenmast! Unlawful prize we’ll take.”
December 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Yeah, ran the Constitution Preamble through the AI editor & this is what it gave me:
December 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It’s not misfortune. It’s 60 years of meticulous planning & strategic expenditures by the crypto-fascist Right.

So. What have YOU been up to over all that time?🤔
December 10, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Malthusian maldistrbutionists.
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Peculiar how often these two categories coincide. At least in America.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is illegal in the EU.

Remember? They still have actual democracy there. For now.
December 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Actual news = Treason.

Where have we seen this before?🤔
December 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Do tell, JD. Do tell. ALL of it tho.
December 10, 2025 at 6:28 PM
But a satirical newspaper is predicated on readers knowing the actual NEWS. Might need a real paper for that.

How about The Guardian?🤔
December 10, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Too bad that’s in Utah, no-go territory for any but diehard MAGA redneck fanatics.
December 10, 2025 at 6:18 PM
“Mr Putin, half our komprimat on US politicians & financiers will be lost with release of Epstein files.”

“Nothing‘s happening. Trust me.”

“It’s in court now, for release this month.”

“Don’t worry. I own 2/3 of their high court.”

“But it’s law there now.”

“Please! Don’t make me laugh!”
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
“Mr Putin, half our komprimat on US politicians & financiers will be lost with release of Epstein files.”

“Nothing‘s happening. Trust me.”

“It’s in court now, for release this month.”

“Don’t worry. I own 2/3 of their high court.”

“But it’s law there now.”

“Please! Don’t make me laugh!”
December 10, 2025 at 6:14 PM
He’s a diseased loser who realized early on that with the assassination of his father & uncle, his family was so famous he’d never have to work a day in his life & would be forgiven the worst of all his excesses & crimes.

Wow. Are Americans stupid or what?
December 10, 2025 at 6:13 PM
And the tens of millions of other similarly dysfunctional dimwits who respond to them so Pavlovianly simply because they have an Internet addiction and the virtual lobotomy that goes with it.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
It will be the end for Collins if she continues to back Trump on this. The others are from hard Red states where voters are so saturated in MAGA they drink poison just because Trump suggested it. Little hope there.🤷🏼‍♀️

#MAGADarwinAwards
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Wow. That only took half a year. So I guess these judicial appointments, though abstruse & boring, really matter, eh?
December 10, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Amazing this comes to the fore only now, so late in the fascist takeover.

I always said GOP cuts to education, esp. civics education, was the “softening up” phase of the rightwing attack on freedom & democracy.

Americans can name all 32 NFL teams but only 2-3 from the Bill of Rights.
December 10, 2025 at 5:47 PM
“Mr Putin, half our komprimat on US politicians & financiers will be lost with release of Epstein files.”

“Nothing‘s happening. Trust me.”

“It’s in court now, for release this month.”

“Don’t worry. I own 2/3 of their high court.”

“But it’s law there now.”

“Please! Don’t make me laugh!”
December 10, 2025 at 5:27 PM