Shaker Samman
@shaker.bsky.social
This is unfortunate. Best American Sports Writing 2022, Duke ’17, other things in-between, before, and after.
I cannot wait to rewatch that when I get home
February 9, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I cannot wait to rewatch that when I get home
Supposedly there’s gonna be a game here in a bit
February 8, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Supposedly there’s gonna be a game here in a bit
Please, my father was Mr. Pub. Call me Chug.
February 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Please, my father was Mr. Pub. Call me Chug.
Please stop publicizing my inner thoughts @theonion.com
January 29, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Please stop publicizing my inner thoughts @theonion.com
I will see Mario Cristobal in hell.
January 28, 2026 at 6:23 PM
I will see Mario Cristobal in hell.
It turns out @paolouggetti.bsky.social could see the future
January 26, 2026 at 5:09 PM
It turns out @paolouggetti.bsky.social could see the future
I made an end grain cutting board everyone shower me with praise
January 16, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I made an end grain cutting board everyone shower me with praise
Partaking in culture
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 AM
Partaking in culture
Thinking about the last time Alabama was at the Rose Bowl
January 1, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Thinking about the last time Alabama was at the Rose Bowl
Blessed to see a pair of Michael Jordan’s jeans tonight
December 28, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Blessed to see a pair of Michael Jordan’s jeans tonight
And like that, we have our two winners! Here’s the full list:
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
And like that, we have our two winners! Here’s the full list:
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
December 23, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Whe @theonion.com nails it boy do they nail it
It only costs $12,995 to have the worst four hours of your life, and you have zero competition for the bidding!
December 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
It only costs $12,995 to have the worst four hours of your life, and you have zero competition for the bidding!
This but all of them are Mets
December 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This but all of them are Mets
The Raiders fans behind us keep begging them to put Kenny Pickett in, which is about as down bad as anyone can possibly be
November 30, 2025 at 9:49 PM
The Raiders fans behind us keep begging them to put Kenny Pickett in, which is about as down bad as anyone can possibly be
Me personally, I prefer an ACC champ who thumped Cal
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Me personally, I prefer an ACC champ who thumped Cal