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Shaker Samman
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This is unfortunate. Best American Sports Writing 2022, Duke ’17, other things in-between, before, and after.
Except for Grimer. He’s an abomination.
January 31, 2026 at 6:40 AM
two weeks till pitchers and catchers
January 31, 2026 at 12:34 AM
I appreciate that you can hold a wrong take in your heart for this long. I do love consistency.
January 31, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Why does he falsely believe Queens of the Stone Age to be superior to the Strokes? We had this fight more than a decade ago and I have not forgotten
January 31, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Bonus joy from Zverev being upset
January 30, 2026 at 6:28 AM
That’s so awesome, man! and I thought my 15 since Christmas was a lot haha
January 30, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Anything on Letterboxd counts, brother
January 30, 2026 at 1:15 AM
the REP open trap bar rules.
January 29, 2026 at 10:22 PM
oh god, I’m so sorry Albert. This is awful
January 29, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Sir if you could just stop tear gassing me for one second while I scan the code on your chest I’d really appreciate it
January 29, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Think of the norms™️
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
Banners fly forever
January 28, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Oh dude it’s an elite “take an edible” game. You end up riding your horse for hours
January 28, 2026 at 6:10 PM
We’re doing slop in 2026, boys. Never AI slop. Just meat/veggies slop.
January 27, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Lotta folks responding to this saying remove Noem from office. And that’s a start! But also this is more than just some officials. Get rid of the organization. Get rid of the department. Ensure this sort of thing can’t happen again by dismantling it.
January 27, 2026 at 1:15 AM