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Shane Christie lives in a lonely castle
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Former Teen Literary Sensation.
For me, personally; my Christmas movies are

Home Alone
Home Alone 2: Lost in New York
The Muppets Christmas Carol
Die Hard
Miracle on 34th Street
It's a Wonderful Life
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
Frozen
The Wizard of Oz
Casablanca
Great Expectations (b/w)
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December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Dec 31st 1979 - Little Bill's had enough of his wife sleeping around. Dirk Diggler tries cocaine for the first time & stops Scotty's advances.

📽️📅 Boogie Nights (1997)
December 31, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Dec 31st - New Years celebrations. Annie spends it with Walter at a party, and Sam with his son Jonah at home.

📽️📅 Sleepless in Seattle (1993)
December 31, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Dec 31st 1999 - Evidence of the murder of rap artist Jeriko One is handed to the police commissioner.

📽️📅 Strange Days (1995)
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the Champions before heading back inside and moving on completely.
Neurotypicals mark arbitrary passage of time with more fucking fireworks
Neurotypicals have reportedly decided to celebrate the same thing happening in the same way again by standing outside in the cold and watching ten minutes of fireworks soundtracked by We are the…
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December 31, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I think the problem is that so many of these guys take their own favourite comics at face value and ignore any real depth, like how superheroes often stood up against bigotry, respected their female friends and were actually nice people. Even Batman was nice to Alfred.
You either live long enough to become a villain or you become Alan Moore and realize being an adult that quotes comic movies as life advice is the sign of an emotionally arrested world view.
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The Lizzie McGuire Movie is my favourite live-action film of 2003.
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December 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Austin and Ally could have held down a movie of their own.
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December 28, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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i've been thinking it over and here is my Muppets Odyssey fancast
December 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Ackerman is reportedly just sizing everyone up and looking for weaknesses they can exploit when Monopoly starts to heat up, which they believe is “as inevitable as death”.
“Quiet” autistic cousin just conserving energy to destroy everyone at board games
A "quiet" autistic relative is just preparing to absolutely decimate their family at board games, it has been reported. Des Ackerman, 21, has been silently observing the Christmas festivities since…
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December 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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Emergency autistic recovery suite
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen is the parallel story to Coyete Ugly and Adam Garcia is in both.
December 26, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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in fact the only Odyssey adaptation i want to see is one by The Muppets
December 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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"One thing non-autistic people are prone to underestimating, in my experience, is the energy cost of just getting places and existing in those places and then getting home again, readjusting to that, and navigating all the transitions in between." At TPGA:

thinkingautismguide.com/2021/05/on-e...
On “Energy Budgeting” and Acknowledging Internal Autistic Realities
All humans deserve to be able to do energy budgeting in ways that make sense for them; for autistic people this should be basic decency.
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December 22, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Dec 25th - Mr Potato Head meets his future wife, and Andy gets a puppy for Christmas.

📽️📅 Toy Story (1995)
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
The greeting card companies really hit the nail on the head when invented Jesus.
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Dec 24th - Ebenezer Scrooge is visited by ghosts of his former business partners, who tell him he will be visited by more ghosts to teach him the error of his ways.

📽️📅 The Muppet Christmas Carol (1992)
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Dec 24th - John McClane prevents Hans Gruber from stealing $640 million in untraceable bearer bonds from the vault in Nakatomi Plaza.

📽️📅 Die Hard (1988)
December 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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Dec 24th - Kevin McCallister defended his house from The Wet Bandits.

📽️📅 Home Alone (1990)
December 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The only alpha I trust.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Okay, now I want Lindsay Lohan and pre-teen Maggie to on the show forever.
December 22, 2025 at 6:34 PM
There's an Outsiders musical coming!
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December 22, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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All buns in one frame? It's a winter-solstice miracle 🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰

#ACookieADay #DailyYoshon #InFiniteKisses #Wholesome
December 22, 2025 at 2:50 PM
I have to say, Disney Channel shows definitely looked a lot more adventurous before they out-sourced everything to It's a Laugh Productions, not that they're a bad company, I like some of their work and mostly everything is watchable.
December 21, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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Breaking: Autistic community preemptively rejects David Walliams
June 12, 2025 at 12:04 PM