Sharman Hague
@sharmanhague.bsky.social
Business Psychologist @ Too Busy To Pause. Attempting to maintain sanity by following those who’ve mastered The Dark Arts of the British Sense of Humour #UTB
Here for the picking of mulberries and seeing of lovers 😆👏🏼♥️
“Kill two birds with one stone” from five languages…
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
5. Roast two pieces of meat on one fire (Polish)
4. Shoot two rabbits with one shot (Romanian)
3. Hit two flies with one swatter (German)
2. Catch two pigeons with one fava bean (Italian)
1. She both picked mulberries and saw her lover (Korean)
@adamcsharp.bsky.social any less violent alternatives to "kill two birds with one stone"?
December 21, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Here for the picking of mulberries and seeing of lovers 😆👏🏼♥️
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What GIF comes up when you type your name
August 19, 2025 at 10:30 AM
What GIF comes up when you type your name
I feel seen
‘So you’re on a desert island and you can only take one book-‘
… No thank you.
… No thank you.
July 22, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I feel seen
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How many BlueSky users does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's not the lightbulb that needs changing, it's this capitalist system of oppression.
It's not the lightbulb that needs changing, it's this capitalist system of oppression.
July 4, 2025 at 3:37 PM
How many BlueSky users does it take to change a lightbulb?
It's not the lightbulb that needs changing, it's this capitalist system of oppression.
It's not the lightbulb that needs changing, it's this capitalist system of oppression.
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Steve's Etsy shop: inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1780...
July 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Steve's Etsy shop: inotternews.etsy.com/listing/1780...
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Shame I need to run across the track and add the missing apostrophe.
July 9, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Shame I need to run across the track and add the missing apostrophe.
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I have watched this video more times now than I’d like to admit, but it has made me laugh every single time.
[sound most definitely up]
[sound most definitely up]
July 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I have watched this video more times now than I’d like to admit, but it has made me laugh every single time.
[sound most definitely up]
[sound most definitely up]
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Apparently it’s 10 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.
July 2, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Apparently it’s 10 years today since I discovered that adding googly eyes to the tap on a wine box makes it look like Shaun the Sheep.
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Very excited about the Oasis tour
July 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Very excited about the Oasis tour
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A man moves through Walthamstow. He wears a string vest in the colours of the Jamaican flag and lots of silver jewellery. His white hair is worn in a Mohican. His wheelchair is large, surrounding him like a throne. I smile. He nods. He knows he is winning at Thursday.
July 3, 2025 at 9:30 AM
A man moves through Walthamstow. He wears a string vest in the colours of the Jamaican flag and lots of silver jewellery. His white hair is worn in a Mohican. His wheelchair is large, surrounding him like a throne. I smile. He nods. He knows he is winning at Thursday.
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I will never, ever get over this.
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
I will never, ever get over this.
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My mum thought Keanu Reeves' character in the Matrix had adopted the mythical name Neil.
years ago when watching lord of the rings with my ex and his family his mum points at orlando bloom and goes “is that legoland”
LEGOLAND
GUYS
LEGOLAND
GUYS
June 27, 2025 at 2:14 PM
My mum thought Keanu Reeves' character in the Matrix had adopted the mythical name Neil.
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move over hot girl summer, it’s time for sweaty stressed girl who just wants to read her book in the shade summer
June 25, 2025 at 4:52 PM
move over hot girl summer, it’s time for sweaty stressed girl who just wants to read her book in the shade summer
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Soubhiye, from Lebanese Arabic, is the enjoyment of a quiet moment of peace before everyone else is awake.
Gökotta is a Swedish term for waking up early to enjoy the birdsong.
For the rest of us, there is hurkle-durkling, from Scots: lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.
Gökotta is a Swedish term for waking up early to enjoy the birdsong.
For the rest of us, there is hurkle-durkling, from Scots: lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.
April 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Soubhiye, from Lebanese Arabic, is the enjoyment of a quiet moment of peace before everyone else is awake.
Gökotta is a Swedish term for waking up early to enjoy the birdsong.
For the rest of us, there is hurkle-durkling, from Scots: lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.
Gökotta is a Swedish term for waking up early to enjoy the birdsong.
For the rest of us, there is hurkle-durkling, from Scots: lingering in bed long after it’s time to get up.
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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
April 23, 2025 at 6:35 AM
unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy
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When Trump said he'd stop people entering the country, I'm not sure this is what he had in mind...
April 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
When Trump said he'd stop people entering the country, I'm not sure this is what he had in mind...
But then saw these contenders for the top slot
April 11, 2025 at 1:05 PM
But then saw these contenders for the top slot
Just found these 🤗 3rd one is my favourite
It's so fucking hard to search for stuff on Elon's X but here are four decent OHs I documented. I used to do it a lot.
April 11, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Just found these 🤗 3rd one is my favourite
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At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
April 7, 2025 at 2:29 PM
At this rate MAGA will only be able to afford to rent the libs.
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I defy anyone to look at this and still say integration isn't working in the UK.
April 6, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I defy anyone to look at this and still say integration isn't working in the UK.
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no idea who made this but it’s genius
April 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
no idea who made this but it’s genius
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When you lied on your Doggy Daycare application about your level of agility:
March 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
When you lied on your Doggy Daycare application about your level of agility: