Harlot
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One of the liquors in my house has gone sour but I dont know which because I put them all in a glass and filled it with Fanta fruit twist.
June 14, 2025 at 2:02 AM
One of the liquors in my house has gone sour but I dont know which because I put them all in a glass and filled it with Fanta fruit twist.
Binge Watching handmaids tale has me ready to fight a man.
May 23, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Binge Watching handmaids tale has me ready to fight a man.
Whenever Blue works a 12-8 on Fridays I make us a nice tea and I get a bottle of wine for the night…. Blues still working and the wine is gone.
May 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Whenever Blue works a 12-8 on Fridays I make us a nice tea and I get a bottle of wine for the night…. Blues still working and the wine is gone.
I am not remotely patriotic but I’ll admit I slightly felt like a proud mum at the nativity this weekend.
March 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
I am not remotely patriotic but I’ll admit I slightly felt like a proud mum at the nativity this weekend.
Me and blue leaving a pub after a couple of pre wrap present drinks to a group of men old enough to be our Das saying “the lezzas are leaving” followed up by just saying scissors repeatedly. On this the anniversary of baby Jesus’s dilation.
December 22, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Me and blue leaving a pub after a couple of pre wrap present drinks to a group of men old enough to be our Das saying “the lezzas are leaving” followed up by just saying scissors repeatedly. On this the anniversary of baby Jesus’s dilation.
What you making him look so sexi for?
December 20, 2024 at 11:30 AM
What you making him look so sexi for?
Me trying to get everything boxed off at work. When I still haven’t finished Xmas shopping.
a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine "
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words " i 'm fine "
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2024 at 12:55 PM
Me trying to get everything boxed off at work. When I still haven’t finished Xmas shopping.
Went go the gym for the first time in forever yesterday. Now I don’t know if I can stand to get off the bus..
December 18, 2024 at 8:18 AM
Went go the gym for the first time in forever yesterday. Now I don’t know if I can stand to get off the bus..
My Christmas tree lied to me like men lie on tinder. It’s never seen 6ft
December 12, 2024 at 7:32 AM
My Christmas tree lied to me like men lie on tinder. It’s never seen 6ft
McDonald workers are rats
December 10, 2024 at 8:31 AM
McDonald workers are rats
Why is the shooter so sexy though? Like Sir am gay
December 9, 2024 at 8:02 AM
Why is the shooter so sexy though? Like Sir am gay
Is the revolution happening?
a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it .
ALT: a little girl is riding a toy car with the words let 's go written on it .
media.tenor.com
December 6, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Is the revolution happening?
If it feels like -1 then it’s -1 fucking one.
December 6, 2024 at 7:34 AM
If it feels like -1 then it’s -1 fucking one.
If I see Nigel Farage it’s on sight.
December 2, 2024 at 3:04 PM
If I see Nigel Farage it’s on sight.
Couldn’t pick my bio da out of a line up and still never did this my heritage is none of my business.
Remember when people willingly sent a sample of their DNA to an unknown faceless company on the internet for them to store forever and signed over any rights for how that DNA was used just so they could find out if they were 7% Haribo on their great-uncle's hamsters side?
Good times.
Good times.
November 29, 2024 at 8:27 PM
Couldn’t pick my bio da out of a line up and still never did this my heritage is none of my business.
Blue beat Ticketmaster!! So what’s everyone wearing to chain smoke to Lana Del Rey?
November 29, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Blue beat Ticketmaster!! So what’s everyone wearing to chain smoke to Lana Del Rey?
Love when the system at work randomly changes to German and I get to flex that German GCSE from 20 years ago. gute Zeiten
November 28, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Love when the system at work randomly changes to German and I get to flex that German GCSE from 20 years ago. gute Zeiten
Bunch of 40+ Orcas wishing they had kept they dead salmon hat the first time it was in fashion.
Orcas have started wearing dead salmon as hats again, just fyi
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-sa...
Wearing A Salmon On Your Head Is Back In Fashion For Orcas, After A 37-Year Break
In 1987, there was a strange trend amongst killer whales. Recent sightings show it's back in fashion.
www.iflscience.com
November 28, 2024 at 7:02 AM
Bunch of 40+ Orcas wishing they had kept they dead salmon hat the first time it was in fashion.
Fucking he’ll I thought Roddy was dead then.
November 26, 2024 at 8:38 AM
Fucking he’ll I thought Roddy was dead then.
Reposted by Harlot
Never forget the fake stories Coleen Rooney posted on instagram and made viewable only to Rebekah Vardy
November 23, 2024 at 9:53 PM
Never forget the fake stories Coleen Rooney posted on instagram and made viewable only to Rebekah Vardy
Today I bought my and the kid Christmas bedding and bought the the dog two pairs of PJs and a hoodie. Today was a good day.
November 22, 2024 at 10:24 PM
Today I bought my and the kid Christmas bedding and bought the the dog two pairs of PJs and a hoodie. Today was a good day.
This bastard has been sat on the thermostat and now the heating won’t come on because apparently it’s 22 degrees!
November 21, 2024 at 4:14 PM
This bastard has been sat on the thermostat and now the heating won’t come on because apparently it’s 22 degrees!
Everyone who’s here from twitter are just so grateful. Feel like I escaped an abusive relationship.
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Everyone who’s here from twitter are just so grateful. Feel like I escaped an abusive relationship.
Who decided every item of clothing needs to be velvet from now till new year??? Makes my teeth itch.
November 20, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Who decided every item of clothing needs to be velvet from now till new year??? Makes my teeth itch.
Girls am here! Where are you?
November 18, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Girls am here! Where are you?