sleeping baby me never dies
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sleeping baby me never dies
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rachel - she/her - 35
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i've been playing blue prince since I got it for Christmas and i'm really enjoying it but...... but............ i'm like 45 (!!!) hours in and i really think i strongly dislike the roguelite element!!!!!
January 5, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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and angel appears before me, hands outstretched and face full of kindness. the voice that sings from their closed mouth sounds like love. their words are:

"never look at fandom discussion when a character's pronouns are they/them."
December 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
at work 🤢🤢🤢 on TIME 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
December 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
my truth is that i will only retweet/repost/share ace attorney Christmas posts if the art is the sprites and not the redrawn """remaster""" art
December 25, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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December 25, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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I can post the best line reading ever now
September 13, 2024 at 11:52 PM
IN THE WORK PARKING LOT???? WHY????????????
December 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
playing uno at my parents house and I sat down in the kitchen chair after playing my card and the chair exploded and I ate shit. explain that America
December 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
please everyone look at my bananas. i stayed up way too late on a work night messing with these
tested it with these two watercolors I did while still trying to learn watercolor and techniques. pretty good for a $30 scanner
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I need everyone to know that when I set up that new printer I added it to my WiFi in lieu of trying to dig up a USB-B cable, and because it's an older printer with a fax machine built into it I had to type my WiFi password with the ten key buttons
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
this is enraging me that my own city also did this over a decade ago and ALL the cable internet providers lobbied the state government to prevent the city from expanding the service to the other very tiny towns in the county with bad internet
December 8, 2025 at 5:57 PM
complained too much about printers and scanners and then found one of the ones I was looking for with a cost of $30. everything's coming up rachel
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I did go look at the work scanner and I can in fact change the output file format. but again the downside is it emails to me and I don't want any of my stupid bullshit on the work email servers
the major downside to using the work scanner is that it emails the scan to you in a PDF and even though everything i have right now is innocuous I don't want a record of any of this random shit on a work server somewhere
December 5, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
had a dream I actually had a free all-in-one printer from work and I had forgotten about it. CAN THIS DREAM COME TRUE PLEASE!!!!!
December 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
i just want to say i see hades ii getting nominated at the ""game awards"" and remember seeing the chaos redesign from the first game to the second and i get annoyed
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
$1 glizzy at games
Completely fix baseball with five words.
October 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
made a whole coffee for work this morning and left it HOMEEEEEEEEE
October 20, 2025 at 12:39 PM
final silksong stats getting the last ending. releasing me from my prison (video game on my Nintendo switch)
October 20, 2025 at 3:50 AM
tired: turning on the work bathroom fan to drown out the sounds of you pissing and shitting
wired: turning on the work bathroom fan to drown out one bourbon one scotch one beer by george thorogood
October 13, 2025 at 12:53 PM
i beat hollow knight with 55 hours on my save. for the fucking record
October 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
October 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
left my water bottle home and was immediately sick with a cold. now i'm better and my water bottle is safe with me at work..... COINCIDENCE!????
left my water bottle home. this is the end for me
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
left my water bottle home. this is the end for me
September 30, 2025 at 12:45 PM