Shawn Hollenbach
@shawnhollenbach.bsky.social
📍 The Berkshires | NYC
🦄 Unicorn lobbyist | medium | tarot
😆 Comedian
🌊 House Sober
🎄 Christmas Nut(cracker)
🦄 Unicorn lobbyist | medium | tarot
😆 Comedian
🌊 House Sober
🎄 Christmas Nut(cracker)
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Things are going so bad in America, the Statue of Liberty is thinking about cutting her own bangs.
July 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Things are going so bad in America, the Statue of Liberty is thinking about cutting her own bangs.
So happy “Red, White and Blaine” made it to Broadway. #tonyawards
June 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
So happy “Red, White and Blaine” made it to Broadway. #tonyawards
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“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”
March 11, 2025 at 10:28 PM
“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”
Another special day to celebrate my foil, my twin brother who publicly admits his authentic age.
March 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Another special day to celebrate my foil, my twin brother who publicly admits his authentic age.
Drag King name suggestion: Lincoln Bio.
For the drag king who is only about self promotion.
#dragking #dragqueen #dragnames
For the drag king who is only about self promotion.
#dragking #dragqueen #dragnames
February 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Drag King name suggestion: Lincoln Bio.
For the drag king who is only about self promotion.
#dragking #dragqueen #dragnames
For the drag king who is only about self promotion.
#dragking #dragqueen #dragnames
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Egg prices are so high, the Easter Bunny is gonna have to hit up the Tooth Fairy for a loan.
February 7, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Egg prices are so high, the Easter Bunny is gonna have to hit up the Tooth Fairy for a loan.
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This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/rf...
RFK Jr. is not fit to lead the Department of Health and Human Services!
Did you know RFK Jr. wanted to stop infectious disease drug development and research for 8 years? He supports defunding lifesaving research that is used to develop treatments and cures for diseases. [...
sign.moveon.org
February 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
This cause is close to my heart - please sign: sign.moveon.org/petitions/rf...
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When I say I’m chill, but my eye just involuntarily twitched “help” in Morse Code.
February 1, 2025 at 6:53 AM
When I say I’m chill, but my eye just involuntarily twitched “help” in Morse Code.
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NEWS: 180 Republicans voted AGAINST funding the FAA, the agency that keeps planes from crashing. Trump selected eight of them to serve in his administration.
Read our new research—and yes, we name names.
Read our new research—and yes, we name names.
180 Republicans Voted Against Funding the FAA, the Agency That Keeps Planes from Crashing
Trump selected eight of them to serve in his administration. Read this exclusive research and reporting on Meidas+.
www.meidasplus.com
February 1, 2025 at 6:31 PM
NEWS: 180 Republicans voted AGAINST funding the FAA, the agency that keeps planes from crashing. Trump selected eight of them to serve in his administration.
Read our new research—and yes, we name names.
Read our new research—and yes, we name names.
January 23, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.
On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.
January 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.
On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.
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HAPPENING NOW: TikTok appears to be coming back online. The website is now working and the app appears to be slowly reconnecting for users in the U.S.
January 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
HAPPENING NOW: TikTok appears to be coming back online. The website is now working and the app appears to be slowly reconnecting for users in the U.S.
I work in the social media space for a living. I’m doing a personal #MetaDiet and a #TikTokRefugee. Hoping to find joy and entertainment in Bluesky
January 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I work in the social media space for a living. I’m doing a personal #MetaDiet and a #TikTokRefugee. Hoping to find joy and entertainment in Bluesky
If any artist wants to perform at the inauguration… let them.
I say that to also use “them” as their unlikely pronoun.
I say that to also use “them” as their unlikely pronoun.
January 16, 2025 at 2:52 PM
If any artist wants to perform at the inauguration… let them.
I say that to also use “them” as their unlikely pronoun.
I say that to also use “them” as their unlikely pronoun.
Hawaii was a perfect Friendsgiving to avoid hearing about the great tariffs from broke people on Medicare and a fixed income.
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 AM
Hawaii was a perfect Friendsgiving to avoid hearing about the great tariffs from broke people on Medicare and a fixed income.
Wicked was perfection. I’m forever grateful to the audience that didn’t use it as their AMC karaoke debut.
November 23, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Wicked was perfection. I’m forever grateful to the audience that didn’t use it as their AMC karaoke debut.
Hallmark: The Word Art of Television
November 22, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Hallmark: The Word Art of Television
My fake IMDb age is getting old.
November 21, 2024 at 2:58 PM
My fake IMDb age is getting old.
Anyone who voted against LGBTQIA+ rights can now hang out with a cheap dozen of eggs with faces painted on them and call them “your gay friend.”
November 18, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Anyone who voted against LGBTQIA+ rights can now hang out with a cheap dozen of eggs with faces painted on them and call them “your gay friend.”
Looking for other unicorns, light workers and kind people. That’s all. ✨🦄✨
November 16, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Looking for other unicorns, light workers and kind people. That’s all. ✨🦄✨