Shifty (ft. Millie)
@shifty-boi.bsky.social
My hobbies include cat bothering and a little bit of literally everything else.
Cat parent to Millie, the ungrateful lump
Currently playing: Horizon:FW, Fantasy Life i
Cat parent to Millie, the ungrateful lump
Currently playing: Horizon:FW, Fantasy Life i
Pinned
From here on out, you shall be subjected to photos of my cat.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
Could we stop coming up with new super clever witty names for these fuckers every single week? They're rarely funny, they confuse people, and I'm sick of things slipping through my god damn filters
June 24, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Could we stop coming up with new super clever witty names for these fuckers every single week? They're rarely funny, they confuse people, and I'm sick of things slipping through my god damn filters
My Book of Hours notes in Obsidian have gotten a wee bit out of hand... I'm a few pins and some red thread from a full blown psychotic break
June 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
My Book of Hours notes in Obsidian have gotten a wee bit out of hand... I'm a few pins and some red thread from a full blown psychotic break
From here on out, you shall be subjected to photos of my cat.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
June 20, 2025 at 8:39 PM
From here on out, you shall be subjected to photos of my cat.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
She is old and deaf, I love her.
I think my darling cat likes the sitter more than she likes us, the little traitor
June 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I think my darling cat likes the sitter more than she likes us, the little traitor
I tried walking *with* rhythm, and you'll never guess what happened
Worm
Worm
June 10, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I tried walking *with* rhythm, and you'll never guess what happened
Worm
Worm
Every time I see a US politician in the trending topics, I hope it's nature finally taking its course... I am, thus far, frequently disappointed
June 8, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Every time I see a US politician in the trending topics, I hope it's nature finally taking its course... I am, thus far, frequently disappointed
I think about this so frequently I may well have it framed
I finally understand the urge to bury your leaders under a 5.7 million ton pyramid: so they don't come back.
June 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I think about this so frequently I may well have it framed
Every game developer that ever decided to bind integral mechanics to clicking LS/RS (pressing the sticks, idk what you call it) is a monster. Specifically the Horizon: ZD/FW developers, but that's recency bias. My poor arthritic hands 😞
June 5, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Every game developer that ever decided to bind integral mechanics to clicking LS/RS (pressing the sticks, idk what you call it) is a monster. Specifically the Horizon: ZD/FW developers, but that's recency bias. My poor arthritic hands 😞
I've now done two years of updates and regret it entirely. Excuse me while I do everything in my power to gut it of "AI" features...
May 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I've now done two years of updates and regret it entirely. Excuse me while I do everything in my power to gut it of "AI" features...
Got so good at ignoring and dismissing update notifications on my phone that... Uh...
May 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Got so good at ignoring and dismissing update notifications on my phone that... Uh...
A temporary home for the Qwest Sprout, until the new shelf is up! @swordscomic.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
A temporary home for the Qwest Sprout, until the new shelf is up! @swordscomic.bsky.social
Honestly, I'm glad I can't type on my phone, banidoots is way funnier
You know what, I am down for a heist
I need a contortionist, an explosive expert, two banidoots and a flautist
I need a contortionist, an explosive expert, two banidoots and a flautist
April 23, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Honestly, I'm glad I can't type on my phone, banidoots is way funnier
I cannot fathom being a billionaire, someone who has won at capitalism, and spending my energy bullying people on the internet.
I would, like, buy a fucking forest, build a castle in it, and spent the rest of my days larping as a wizard. Free food and shelter for anybody that wants in?
I would, like, buy a fucking forest, build a castle in it, and spent the rest of my days larping as a wizard. Free food and shelter for anybody that wants in?
April 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I cannot fathom being a billionaire, someone who has won at capitalism, and spending my energy bullying people on the internet.
I would, like, buy a fucking forest, build a castle in it, and spent the rest of my days larping as a wizard. Free food and shelter for anybody that wants in?
I would, like, buy a fucking forest, build a castle in it, and spent the rest of my days larping as a wizard. Free food and shelter for anybody that wants in?
3 minutes for videos is a good start, but I really need an extra 36 seconds so that I can spam Chaplin's, always relevant, Great Dictator speech
March 16, 2025 at 1:34 PM
3 minutes for videos is a good start, but I really need an extra 36 seconds so that I can spam Chaplin's, always relevant, Great Dictator speech
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 10, 2025 at 12:17 AM
without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Reposted by Shifty (ft. Millie)
*loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Beans are woke
February 12, 2025 at 2:03 PM
*loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Beans are woke
Reposted by Shifty (ft. Millie)
Ahhh, tonsilitis, my old enemy
a man in a blue shirt and tie is sitting in a classroom and says " my nemesis "
Alt: a man with tonsilitis in a blue shirt and tie is sitting in a room and says " my nemesis "
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Ahhh, tonsilitis, my old enemy
Reposted by Shifty (ft. Millie)
I see more criticism here of Democrats in Congress than I do condemnation of Republicans.
And yet it is the GOP who are enabling Trump.
It tells me a lot when I see you regularly bash our side but say nothing, ever, about the other.
Reflect on your choices. You may be helping the fascists.
And yet it is the GOP who are enabling Trump.
It tells me a lot when I see you regularly bash our side but say nothing, ever, about the other.
Reflect on your choices. You may be helping the fascists.
February 4, 2025 at 3:14 AM
I see more criticism here of Democrats in Congress than I do condemnation of Republicans.
And yet it is the GOP who are enabling Trump.
It tells me a lot when I see you regularly bash our side but say nothing, ever, about the other.
Reflect on your choices. You may be helping the fascists.
And yet it is the GOP who are enabling Trump.
It tells me a lot when I see you regularly bash our side but say nothing, ever, about the other.
Reflect on your choices. You may be helping the fascists.
Reposted by Shifty (ft. Millie)
I finally understand the urge to bury your leaders under a 5.7 million ton pyramid: so they don't come back.
January 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I finally understand the urge to bury your leaders under a 5.7 million ton pyramid: so they don't come back.
*Tries to attach file*
Outlook: This file is in use
Just make a copy of the file you little shit, that's all you're going to do when I've closed it!
Outlook: This file is in use
Just make a copy of the file you little shit, that's all you're going to do when I've closed it!
January 30, 2025 at 2:07 PM
*Tries to attach file*
Outlook: This file is in use
Just make a copy of the file you little shit, that's all you're going to do when I've closed it!
Outlook: This file is in use
Just make a copy of the file you little shit, that's all you're going to do when I've closed it!
People who get deep into customising their desktops will never make sense to me.
I haven't looked at my desktop for more than a second in years, but here they are with animated wallpapers and 10 different widgets to track aetheric flow along prehistoric ley lines... Or something
I haven't looked at my desktop for more than a second in years, but here they are with animated wallpapers and 10 different widgets to track aetheric flow along prehistoric ley lines... Or something
January 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
People who get deep into customising their desktops will never make sense to me.
I haven't looked at my desktop for more than a second in years, but here they are with animated wallpapers and 10 different widgets to track aetheric flow along prehistoric ley lines... Or something
I haven't looked at my desktop for more than a second in years, but here they are with animated wallpapers and 10 different widgets to track aetheric flow along prehistoric ley lines... Or something
If you ever see me post a selfie, it means I've been kidnapped. Call the police.
January 28, 2025 at 11:59 PM
If you ever see me post a selfie, it means I've been kidnapped. Call the police.
If Rimworld has taught me anything, it's that true happiness comes from being a pan, poly, psychic vampire count with a cult of loyal followers lining up to give you whatever fluids you're craving.
January 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If Rimworld has taught me anything, it's that true happiness comes from being a pan, poly, psychic vampire count with a cult of loyal followers lining up to give you whatever fluids you're craving.
I have a confession... I never used Twitter. This is all conceptually new to me, I am but a wide eyed newborn internet... Goblin... Thing
January 28, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I have a confession... I never used Twitter. This is all conceptually new to me, I am but a wide eyed newborn internet... Goblin... Thing