She will never love you, because she is too busy being in love with Elon Musk. He is the most handsome and charismatic man to ever exist, and you fade in comparison to his aura

yeah fair. but i think there's an added edge from SING HOSANNA on loop in your head for hours on end

you are 100% correct in your guess

i also did this to now convicted russian spy nathan gill, his friend suspected spy [redacted] was the one who took the best bait on it and started talking about our previous night out in detail

can’t believe im being cancelled on bluesky for being a catholic

the anglicans need to appeal to the shitposting youth with a better gift shop. i was genuinely disappointed at the liverpool cathedral last month hoping for some tat and just getting bland children’s books

We saw you from across the bar and really like your vibe. Can we buy you a drink?

im wondering if i could somehow trick alex in to attending. it would be easier to trick him in to a catholic marriage course than my alternative plan to trick him in to being baptised so that we can get blessed by the pope

my favourite new form of tat is millennial saint tat

tell me more about the catholic marriage course do you have to be catholic to do it

i spent about £100 on awful pope tat and i regret nothing. i upgraded my luggage to bring it home

i got a pope francis bottle opener from the vatican last week

i was in rome last week on a catholic girls trip and although i did read all of the official sources, i still got drawn in to the middlemen solely for the rush of catholicism