John Cougar Melonfarmer
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And it has Rachel Weisz at *peak* adorability
December 13, 2025 at 3:16 AM
And it has Rachel Weisz at *peak* adorability
BDT as Sensei Sergio, nuff said
a man with his arms outstretched is standing in front of a police car on a road .
ALT: a man with his arms outstretched is standing in front of a police car on a road .
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
BDT as Sensei Sergio, nuff said
Reposted by John Cougar Melonfarmer
WAKE ME UP
December 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
WAKE ME UP
Hey Lina, you know who wrote “She’s a Mystery to Me” on Mystery Girl, right? 😁
December 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Hey Lina, you know who wrote “She’s a Mystery to Me” on Mystery Girl, right? 😁
Gimel me that right now
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Gimel me that right now
Do pinkie swears mean nothing to these people
December 10, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Do pinkie swears mean nothing to these people
Get down from there young man
December 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Get down from there young man
But I thought we were all about immigrants doing it “the right way”
December 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
But I thought we were all about immigrants doing it “the right way”
IT’S GOOD and I’m tired of apologizing for it.
December 8, 2025 at 3:59 AM
IT’S GOOD and I’m tired of apologizing for it.
Better than The Brothers Bloom?
Hi, I’m the guy who loves The Brothers Bloom
Hi, I’m the guy who loves The Brothers Bloom
December 7, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Better than The Brothers Bloom?
Hi, I’m the guy who loves The Brothers Bloom
Hi, I’m the guy who loves The Brothers Bloom
The whites are cooked alright
December 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
The whites are cooked alright
Joe Satriani is going to end up in CECOT
December 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Joe Satriani is going to end up in CECOT
Never go ful necky
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Never go ful necky