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Johntheone 🇪🇺 🇬🇧
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Used to be shite, but now he’s alright.
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Hey Kojima, buddy, do you wanna explain why men in your games get actual names like Sam and Higgs while the women get concepts like Fragile, Rainy, Tomorrow, and Doctor? You wanna...you wanna talk about that friend?
March 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Over 150,000 of us are calling to cancel his second UK state visit - will you join the backlash too? you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...
No second state visit for Trump
Unbelievable. Keir Starmer has handed Donald Trump a letter from King Charles, inviting him for a second state visit to the UK. It’s totally unprecedented, and should not go ahead.  This is the...
you.38degrees.org.uk
March 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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How many does the USA have?
February 7, 2025 at 8:34 AM
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If your dog did a sh*t on the carpet you wouldn't keep it forever, you would get rid of it.

So why the hell are we keeping the largest sh*t ever, Brexit?
January 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’m so glad I left that cesspit for here. Seems the Zuck is sucking up too.
January 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Hogmanay cancelled! That bloody woke weather eh!?

You know with, like health and safety standards, back in my day we could set off fireworks in the middle of a tornado.
December 30, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Merry Christmas
December 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
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The irony is thick here.
December 24, 2024 at 9:37 PM
You will be visited by three spirits

The three spirits;
December 24, 2024 at 7:13 PM
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Don't talk up Reform as if it represents some ignored voice of the working class. It doesn't.

It represents a rebranded far right that is bidding for American billionaire cash so it can replace the Tory party. That's all.
December 19, 2024 at 5:07 PM

Just take a quick second to appreciate how good it actually is not having a virus/cold/flu/covid

Savour the flavour of not having everything taste like walkers cheese and onion crisps.
December 19, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1380
December 19, 2024 at 7:28 AM
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What's magical about the UK is how nothing in the UK is owned by the UK, and how totally sh*t everything is because of that.
December 16, 2024 at 1:36 PM
So no repercussions for milkshaking Farage then?
December 16, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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I wish her only health and happiness but this really is ridiculous. Until we stop the deification of these frankly entirely ordinary people it’s hard to see how we evolve out of the stagnant stupor that continues to hold back the United Kingdom. How can anyone take this seriously.
December 13, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Feeds are easily the best thing about blue sky.
December 8, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Sometimes I hit a pocket of quality posts here and think “Oh, twitter is so fucked…”
December 7, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Simply having the sky news app push notifications on is an absolute emotional drain.

😓
December 5, 2024 at 4:31 PM
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Since and because of Brexit, the UK isn't in the top anymore. At anything.
#RejoinEU
December 5, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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It is still endlessly amusing that Trump / Musk simps come here trying their best to “troll” only to get blocked immediately.
December 2, 2024 at 7:49 PM
Case Closed!
December 2, 2024 at 9:52 PM
So like, where is my Spotify wrapped?
December 2, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Seriously, you all have to start speaking out against Brexit, I know many of you already do… but where have the millions gone!
This fight is not over and never will be!
Vive la revolution !
November 24, 2024 at 7:27 PM
Murica’
November 25, 2024 at 12:49 AM