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shleeb
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no face no name
if i speak an opinion its a cry for help atp bc i truly fucking hate myself every time i engage with others
January 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
people are fucking mean and thats my new years opinion
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
ah yes. wtf is wrong with me for sharing thoughts i am unsure abt for conversation in order to evolve my views. how cruel of me to be so ignorant and stupid
January 1, 2026 at 2:31 PM
entering 2026 like
January 1, 2026 at 7:21 AM
no no, honey. not “debt.” its an “alleged balance” until they garnish ur paychecks
shitting and jacking off into a padded envelope to mail to quest diagnostics as payment for the debt i owe them
December 30, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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a woman twice my height who treats me like a pet would fix me
December 29, 2025 at 3:54 PM
you know how you watch a movie and its quite obvious who the villain is pretty early on like every time and u want to RIP YOUR FUCKING HAIR OUT EVERY FKCMXKDOISJSK DAYYYY BC WTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
December 30, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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just because you came into a dog bowl and i lapped it up that one time does not mean i’m a puppygirl
December 30, 2025 at 3:49 AM
i moreso wish we were actually doing more things about it lmfao
Anybody else wish the criminals running the country were just a bit smarter so we wouldn’t look quite so idiotic for allowing them to take over the country?
December 30, 2025 at 6:14 AM
(titties bouncing down the street) im a boy
December 29, 2025 at 6:20 AM
December 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
THE FEMINIST FUCCING PROCESS
December 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
the feminist process
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
the feminist process
December 28, 2025 at 9:26 PM
big ol hard feelings man
December 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Years of lead paint
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
make whatever assumptions you want about me but god ordained that i have high testosterone well before she gave me injectables so this is au natural babey. born andro king
December 24, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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December 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
waooooooooooooooooooooow!
For about 10 years, when our kids were young, I would do a quick sketch of our house on Christmas Eve after everything would quiet down. This is from 2016...gouache over acrylic, I think. Merry and Happy!
#art #landscape #pleinair #sketch #happyholidays
December 24, 2025 at 8:33 PM
most of my tweets are texts i sent to my friends im fake
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I’m getting a motorcycle in 2026 if it kills me
December 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
pov: alone and dreaming abt having a hot strong top around
but. do you know how to beat a bsh up sexy style? maybe i wanna pull an all nighter and wake up next to you on xxxmas
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
but. do you know how to beat a bsh up sexy style? maybe i wanna pull an all nighter and wake up next to you on xxxmas
December 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM