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hobbies include, hockey, petting cats, and talking shit
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“Elbows up” means Canada standing up for the “rules-based international order” and publicly condemning violations of international law or arbitrary kidnappings of world leaders
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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Honestly, if I were a Canadian lawmaker, I'd be demanding a huge military build up on the southern border. If Trump can snatch Maduro, then say the US is gonna "run" his country, he can do that for any leader of any country. He's ALREADY making the same noise about Mexico. Why not Canada, too?
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 PM
2026 feels different than 2025 already, but I can't quite put my finger on why that is. gives me the creeps tbh.
December 31, 2025 at 11:41 PM
HCMB threw a fit about my partner and i not wanting our 10 year old to have a cellphone in our home if we can't monitor what is happening on it while it is in our home - so now we have a landline. I haven't had a landline in 15 years. I'm about to be so annoying, calling everyone I know.
December 30, 2025 at 4:13 PM
being a canucks fan is hard on a good day, but this quinn hughes trade feels like the biggest fuck you to the fans
December 13, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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I am very very sad at how it ended

but what a fucking World Series.

It deserved a better ending

but WHAT a fucking World Series.
November 2, 2025 at 4:18 AM
you know the numb feeling you get when someone dies? that’s how this loss has me feeling
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
when your HCBM shows up to school drop off to tell your kid "dad never sent me a pic of you in your costume" when he definitely did and we've got the texts to prove it 🙃 why make a kids life harder than you already have ???? #coparenting
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I'm a red sox fan, so Mookie holds a special place in my heart, but goddamn I hope Toronto let's the dodger have it
October 24, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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COUNTERFEIT GIRL GUIDE COOKIES
October 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
#bb27 WOOOOOOOOOO

I HOPE HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP TONIGHT
September 29, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Brb puking #bb27
September 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
#bb27 vince hiding and CRYING is the most embarrassing part of the competition
September 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
#bb27 I truly didn't realize how much of my work day was spent reading up on the feeds until right now. I'm not so patiently waiting for my next hit
September 5, 2025 at 9:23 PM
next person to tell me "just don't stress about it" is getting the what for
September 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#bb27 The full clip of Morgan and Vince in the showers giggling about not having towels is so icky

and Vince's laugh feels so ingenuine - as much as I want Mickey to get the book, I hope Vince goes home on Thursday
September 2, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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damn vince can't even lie and tell keanu he'd vote out morgan, says it'd be hard for him. she's got him fucked up 🤭 #bb27
August 29, 2025 at 8:41 PM
#bb27 Vince's little pissy rant about Keanu at 4am is hysterical

you thought it was sooooo ridiculous that Ava didn't want anyone just walking in her room, but you can't handle when someone does it to you? okayyyyyyyyyy
August 25, 2025 at 3:34 PM
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back to work pretending a world changing event is not currently taking place #bb27
August 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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A family of wild Pallas's cats (Otocolobus manul).
August 14, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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the worst lie told this season: “i’m not scared”
not one fucker means it except rachel and keanu
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August 12, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Going home when you have an immunity idol in your pocket is extremely stupid but go off Zach! Hope that 10k keeps him warm after he hangs with Julie, whew. #BB27
August 11, 2025 at 8:31 PM
#bb27 Vince being stressed about being on the block as if he's not a super fan that knows it's just ✨part of the game✨
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 PM