Murphy
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Murphy
@shnmrphy.bsky.social
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From:
"I'm the peace president, I'm here to stop all the wars, you're playing with world war 3, Zelenskyy!"

To:
"I am the hunter! Me and my alcoholic Fox News host will nuke the Middle East and invade Greenland!"

Via:
June 18, 2025 at 3:58 PM
It's becoming increasingly difficult to sympathise with Eni Aluko. She needs to pick her battles and berating Ian Wright is not the one. I thought the abuse she got was unfair but she seems to be doing everything she can to lose any good will.
April 28, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Ahhhhh
April 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
My West Ham supporting pal:
April 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This season has been so messed up.
April 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I don't get the point. RM beat them in two CL Finals, so you're saying he'd have at 2 titles instead of one.
He never stated his desire to stay? Then it was a stupid gamble to let him run down his contract.
March 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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Good for Dom. Djed Spence should have been called up. Way better than Lewis-Skelly.
March 14, 2025 at 9:14 AM
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Myles Lewis Skelly's season:

✅ Sep-24 - PL debut vs Manchester City
✅ Oct-24 - CL debut vs PSG
✅ Dec-24 - First CL start vs Monaco
✅ Dec-24 - First PL start vs Everton
✅ Feb-25 - First PL goal vs Manchester City
✅ Mar-25 - Goal on his England debut

Fairytale. 18 years old. 💫
March 21, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spurs fans are the only people posting that Djed Spence should be in the England squad over Lewis Skelly. 🤔
March 14, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Ethan Nwaneri (17) has scored 8 goals for Arsenal this season — only Michael Owen and Wayne Rooney have netted more goals for Premier League clubs before turning 18.
March 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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Bukayo Saka on Instagram 😂😂
March 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Considering Arsenal are 5-1 up in the 50th minute, I'm still pretty nervous.
March 4, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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HALE END FC!
March 4, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Nwaneri is a baller. 2-0 Arsenal
March 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
TIMBER!
March 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Why did that dickhead have to miss?
March 1, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You know, I love the Americans. Beautiful people. But I am really feeling a deep sense of longing towards my European brothers and sisters.
February 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I'm tired boss.
February 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Tomorrow in the NYT: I voted for Donald Trump because I hate the people he hates and wanted to see them suffer. Now that I am suffering, why can’t you find it in your heart to be sympathetic? RUDE
February 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I watched '89 last night and it was much more enjoyable than this.
February 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Arsenal look tired
February 5, 2025 at 8:48 PM
FFS not another injury
February 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Don't worry guys, we'll score 4 in the second half.
February 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM