Fred Curtis
shortypro.bsky.social
Fred Curtis
@shortypro.bsky.social
Writer, among other things.

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you do not have to lionize a retiring Hall of Fame pro athlete who treated everyone like shit
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
January 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
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I absolutely HATE it when Marjorie Taylor Greene makes sense.
January 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I knew the penalty was illegal formation before it was called. Stalled the drive. Likely makes brilliant catch. You have a timeout, playing in a notoriously difficult place to kick, and you settle for a 44 yarder instead of taking a shot or two, never mind getting a little closer. Stupidity.
January 5, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Glad this sorry sack of turnips of a football season is over. Began with epic collapse, ends with your all world QB doing everything humanly possible to will you to the postseason, and STILL finding a way to fall short. Time for some changes. This regime is incapable of getting over the hump.
January 5, 2026 at 4:57 AM
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Dan Lanning is an insane person
January 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
FINNA WATCH THIS
December 29, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Fox 32 in Chicago brings on a meteorologist with their audio due to a tornado warning, while still showing the Eagles-Bills game on a split-screen. (1/2)
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
NBC hyping up the schedule release as if we don’t know the #SNF finale is Ravens-Steelers is laughable. Just release the game times so people can start making plans. The faux drama is unnecessary #NFL
December 29, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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All of the Derrick Henry fantasy managers who were eliminated last week.
December 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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No matter what coach gear he’s got on I know Kyle Shanahan would go burn one in the garage with you on family holidays
December 29, 2025 at 2:59 AM
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I checked my utility bill for Dec this morning... Over $400. And now I'm in line at the grocery store, seeing that same stress on others' faces.

Now that the rush of the holidays is over, it's going to be a long, bleak winter.
December 28, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Can’t imagine Ravens-Steelers isn’t next Sunday night’s showcase. Winner takes the division. Loser goes home. Can’t get any better.
December 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The Houston Texans are winning the Super Bowl
December 28, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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December 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Some people got picked last for kickball on a middle school playground in the 80s and moved on to other things. Others have been yelling about wokism in kickball selection, and everyone else who criticized them over the subsequent 4 decades...
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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It would be smart for the NBA to combat tanking by locking lottery positions on March 1. It’s bad that teams that traded their pick have an incentive to try down the stretch and teams that have their pick don’t. They should make this change in time for the 2027-28 season.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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Loved this from Hendo earlier ❤️
December 14, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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I'm old enough to remember when they started playing commercials before trailers in theaters. People older than me were offended by it, I didn't think it was a big deal, but I should have listened. We should have held the line. I should have listened.
December 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Legislate this fouling so they can’t tie the game down 3 in the last minute ish out the game. Good coaching strategy, horrible entertainment value. And lest we remind everyone once more, this is about entertainment first. Terrible, anticlimactic ending to a great game of basketball #NBACup
December 14, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Letterboxd Friday or whatever
December 13, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I don’t understand declining to play in a bowl game. I knew precisely when the last time I would put shoulder pads on and line up against men, and I can say I’ve never cherished anything in the moment more than I did those final 3 hours. What about the guys who will never suit up again? #ND #KAU
December 8, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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Good, part of fucking around is the inevitable finding out, tell em to choke
10-2 Notre Dame announces it will not accept a bowl bid after missing the playoff.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 PM
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM