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I'll squid all over your kid. Always in character. Always.
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Marshall
January 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Call your parents. They miss you.
June 8, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Hey everybody! My birthday is later this month and the ONLY thing I want is to raise some money for our local shelter, the Humane Society of Chittenden County. They do so much for our community. Please consider donating if you can! 🥰 givebutter.com/catsofyore
Molly's Birthday Fundraiser 2025
Cats can't get jobs so they need your help.
givebutter.com
June 3, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
yippie
July 14, 2024 at 11:48 PM
now I won one
July 14, 2024 at 10:46 PM
aaaaaaa i lost a 100 battle ):
July 14, 2024 at 10:10 PM
taking a break from the fest to sustain my life
July 13, 2024 at 6:15 PM
July 13, 2024 at 2:54 PM
for the love of god stop screwing off in spawn you're literally inviting them to corner us in our base
July 13, 2024 at 11:21 AM
palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace palace
July 13, 2024 at 4:00 AM
I AM SUCH A GOOD TEAMMATE
July 12, 2024 at 7:45 PM
I feel like having hair as mammals know it would be really irritating. Hundreds of thin, scratchy strands all over your body? Eugh, no thank you.
July 12, 2024 at 10:59 AM
woke up today feeling fossilized
July 11, 2024 at 7:21 PM
jonas is dead. i dropped him and he broke into three pieces
July 11, 2024 at 4:09 AM
i found a cool rock. his name is jonas
July 11, 2024 at 2:04 AM
i want to livetweet about something but my life is really boring right now
July 11, 2024 at 1:31 AM
if someone threw a pokeball at me would you block it 🥺
July 10, 2024 at 11:12 PM
hey you. human

you look nice today
July 10, 2024 at 2:58 PM
cute boys make me happy
July 8, 2024 at 11:16 PM
Hot tip for people that love animals and are tired of being blasted with sadness out of the blue
July 8, 2024 at 9:33 PM
I think we've proven at this point that if you scream at a marshmallow, all you get is a scared marshmallow.
July 8, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy recently updated their listing for Earth to "Harmful."
July 3, 2024 at 3:52 AM
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Paw studies from Drawing Cats by Gladys Emerson Cook, 1948.
July 2, 2024 at 8:12 PM