Eric Coffman🇺🇸🇩🇪🇺🇦
@shrike2112.bsky.social
HSV Mitglieder; Steelers and Padres fan; Home brewer; Nevada Wolf Pack alum
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Just got a job at the White House! I’m in charge of hosing out the Golden Sex Dome every morning
July 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Just got a job at the White House! I’m in charge of hosing out the Golden Sex Dome every morning
Speaking for Gen X, we will not have Dead Guy Ale canceled.
can’t believe Gen z is trying to
cancel Mictecacihuātl the aztec god of the dead and ruler of Mictlan, the lowest level of the underworld
cancel Mictecacihuātl the aztec god of the dead and ruler of Mictlan, the lowest level of the underworld
June 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Speaking for Gen X, we will not have Dead Guy Ale canceled.
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The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
March 4, 2025 at 6:17 PM
The fact that there might be a conclave so close to a movie about one has really motivated me to finish my screenplay "The Tech CEO Who Died of Diarrhea So Explosive The Coroner Said He Had No Lower Back to Speak Of"
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Canadian Prime Minister–designate Mark Carney:
"The Americans want our resources, our water, our land, our country. If they succeeded, they would destroy our way of life. In America, healthcare is big business. In Canada, it is a right."
"The Americans want our resources, our water, our land, our country. If they succeeded, they would destroy our way of life. In America, healthcare is big business. In Canada, it is a right."
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Canadian Prime Minister–designate Mark Carney:
"The Americans want our resources, our water, our land, our country. If they succeeded, they would destroy our way of life. In America, healthcare is big business. In Canada, it is a right."
"The Americans want our resources, our water, our land, our country. If they succeeded, they would destroy our way of life. In America, healthcare is big business. In Canada, it is a right."
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Canada’s oldest brewery is selling a crate of 1,461 beers – dubbed the "Presidential Pack" – to help Canadians get through the next four years with a beer a day: cnn.it/4kCg4Fy
Brewery releases a crate of 1,461 beers for Canadians to get through the next 4 years | CNN Business
Amid the tariffs, threats of annexation and other chaos Canada’s neighbors to the south are igniting, surviving the next four years is only possible with a daily beer.
cnn.it
March 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Canada’s oldest brewery is selling a crate of 1,461 beers – dubbed the "Presidential Pack" – to help Canadians get through the next four years with a beer a day: cnn.it/4kCg4Fy
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As if Gianni Infantino couldn’t look more evil, he’s somehow managed to fashion a trophy for the FIFA Club World Cup that looks like a doomsday machine that Iron Man and Batman would need to join forces to destroy for the sake of all humanity
March 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
As if Gianni Infantino couldn’t look more evil, he’s somehow managed to fashion a trophy for the FIFA Club World Cup that looks like a doomsday machine that Iron Man and Batman would need to join forces to destroy for the sake of all humanity
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