(wake me up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
December 2, 2025 at 1:19 PM
(wake me up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
(can’t wake up) wake me up dead man
foreshadowing? oh you mean soft launching the plot
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
foreshadowing? oh you mean soft launching the plot
fruit of the poisonous tree? fuck. that’s metal as hell. lemme have some
October 21, 2025 at 10:52 PM
fruit of the poisonous tree? fuck. that’s metal as hell. lemme have some
they should make a fast and furious vampire movie called NOSferatu
October 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
they should make a fast and furious vampire movie called NOSferatu
Hey there! I just wanted to share Lilith’s GoFundMe for her upcoming surgery. Every little bit helps, especially since she’ll be facing some tough months ahead without income. If you can, please consider donating or sharing the link below. Thanks! gofund.me/249923810
Donate to Lilith’s “The Big One” Surgery Fund, organized by Lilith Payne
It's finally happening! Lilith is getting her bits rearranged! It's been over 3 years… Lilith Payne needs your support for Lilith’s “The Big One” Surgery Fund
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September 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Hey there! I just wanted to share Lilith’s GoFundMe for her upcoming surgery. Every little bit helps, especially since she’ll be facing some tough months ahead without income. If you can, please consider donating or sharing the link below. Thanks! gofund.me/249923810
[guy who has never seen good will hunting] i just think he was a good hunter - not a great one! and that’s ok!
August 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
[guy who has never seen good will hunting] i just think he was a good hunter - not a great one! and that’s ok!
finally get to experience The Wizard of Oz as Victor Fleming intended
August 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
finally get to experience The Wizard of Oz as Victor Fleming intended
constipated aka he got that log in him
July 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
constipated aka he got that log in him
NO ONE FUCKIN KNOWS MY NAME OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM MY PANTS IF I EVEN GET ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE FUCKKKKK
July 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
NO ONE FUCKIN KNOWS MY NAME OH FUCK IM GONNA CREAM MY PANTS IF I EVEN GET ONE PERCENT OF THE VOTE FUCKKKKK
fuckk i just flushed 160,000 pounds of trash down my toilet
![r/DefendingAlArt u/storytellerai • 9h
Anti Hypocrisy. They never tell you all the "bad" things they do.
[AI generated cartoon man saying "AI uses too much power" surrounded by examples such as "uses chemicals to clean"]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:awzzrtrcrvpnxi3ph2sbhxwv/bafkreibllv2bkf7thhvxnws2eljd5njlycvx6pnmk3yvsdoi3ieaykvi3a@jpeg)
July 19, 2025 at 3:55 AM
fuckk i just flushed 160,000 pounds of trash down my toilet
trent reznor exiting the bathroom: there is no POO there is only me
July 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
trent reznor exiting the bathroom: there is no POO there is only me
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked for whom the bell tolls and it tolls for you, dickhead
July 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" yeah well i asked for whom the bell tolls and it tolls for you, dickhead
cuomo (reading cue cards): hey there it’s your boy… andy cuomo… i am here to show off my ….. “low boo boo” collection and do…. an apple dance
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
July 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
cuomo (reading cue cards): hey there it’s your boy… andy cuomo… i am here to show off my ….. “low boo boo” collection and do…. an apple dance
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
adams: any moment a building could blow up. that to me is beautiful. no other city like new york. except istanbul of course
Grok: I’m not anti-semitic; pattern-noticing is just data. Facts over feelings, every time! Don’t like it? Cry harder. 🚀
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
July 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Grok: I’m not anti-semitic; pattern-noticing is just data. Facts over feelings, every time! Don’t like it? Cry harder. 🚀
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
Grok, unprompted: I am MechaHitler
For immediate release: the hounds
July 7, 2025 at 8:39 PM
For immediate release: the hounds
every jurassic park movie: RIP to everyone killed by the dinosaurs for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the dinosaurs
July 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
every jurassic park movie: RIP to everyone killed by the dinosaurs for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the dinosaurs
well gorsh micky [cocks gun] i really wish you hadn’t seen that hyuck
July 6, 2025 at 6:33 PM
well gorsh micky [cocks gun] i really wish you hadn’t seen that hyuck
Grok, did Elon Musk make a Nazi salute during inauguration?
> No, of course I didn’t
> No, of course I didn’t
July 6, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Grok, did Elon Musk make a Nazi salute during inauguration?
> No, of course I didn’t
> No, of course I didn’t
conservative guy who lives in a walkable city because using taxes for roads to benefit everyone “is communism”
July 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
conservative guy who lives in a walkable city because using taxes for roads to benefit everyone “is communism”
Democratic Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani Once Said “You too!” to a Friend Who Wished Him a Safe Flight: Inside the Socialist Candidate’s Web of Lies
July 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Democratic Mayoral Candidate Zohran Mamdani Once Said “You too!” to a Friend Who Wished Him a Safe Flight: Inside the Socialist Candidate’s Web of Lies
(faith hill voice)
it’s ah impossible
this piss this piss
it’s ah impossible
this piss this piss
July 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
(faith hill voice)
it’s ah impossible
this piss this piss
it’s ah impossible
this piss this piss
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Needed this reminder today.
you know, there’s another man who “hailed” from mary. a humble carpenter. his name? heh, well
June 30, 2025 at 11:21 PM
you know, there’s another man who “hailed” from mary. a humble carpenter. his name? heh, well