The Aubrinch (Mave's stocking stuffer🧦)
@shrinkeeaubrey.bsky.social
🚨THIS IS A KINK ACCOUNT FOR FREAKS🚨
🔞MINORS DNI🔞 #Sizesky
@biggirl-mavis.bsky.social's little pogchamp 🩷
#1 Puar Enjoyer, Keeper of the Akashic Records
22, bi, She/Her 🏳️⚧️
pfp: @samperage.bsky.social
🔞MINORS DNI🔞 #Sizesky
@biggirl-mavis.bsky.social's little pogchamp 🩷
#1 Puar Enjoyer, Keeper of the Akashic Records
22, bi, She/Her 🏳️⚧️
pfp: @samperage.bsky.social
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Fun Fact! Neat things Aubrey can be used for:
- Stepping on
- Sitting on
- Throwing
- Wiping up sweat and other bodily fluids
- Tugging on
- Kissing gently on the head
- Stepping on
- Sitting on
- Throwing
- Wiping up sweat and other bodily fluids
- Tugging on
- Kissing gently on the head
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December 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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One Elf gelt is equal to six of our gelt
December 14, 2025 at 4:14 AM
One Elf gelt is equal to six of our gelt
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I think about this tweet every day
December 13, 2025 at 9:23 PM
I think about this tweet every day
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Anyways. I think that if Bill Gates was on one of the planes, it would've gone down differently because he'd do a standing vertical leap over a chair and the hijackers would be so impressed they'd give up.
God I am so tempted to try and figure out how to schedule a post for 9/11
December 13, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Anyways. I think that if Bill Gates was on one of the planes, it would've gone down differently because he'd do a standing vertical leap over a chair and the hijackers would be so impressed they'd give up.
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YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION
December 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
YAGHHHHH ITS FALIN FRIDAY BEACH EDITION
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I don’t need ChatGPT. I already have an AI friend to affirm that everything I do is the right decision.
October 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I don’t need ChatGPT. I already have an AI friend to affirm that everything I do is the right decision.
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THERE IS NO USE FOR THIS BESIDES DENYING THE NATURAL PART OF THE GRIEVING PROCESS SO A COMPANY CAN FORCE YOU TO CONTINUE TO PAY FOR YOUR FACSIMILE FAMILY THAT WILL THEN BE USED TO ADVERTISE TO YOU!
IN DEPTH | If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
If you could speak to your dead grandmother forever, would you?
www.independent.co.uk
December 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
THERE IS NO USE FOR THIS BESIDES DENYING THE NATURAL PART OF THE GRIEVING PROCESS SO A COMPANY CAN FORCE YOU TO CONTINUE TO PAY FOR YOUR FACSIMILE FAMILY THAT WILL THEN BE USED TO ADVERTISE TO YOU!
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the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
the way that ai is being advertised now is that everyone has to pretend to be incompetent and incredibly incapable and useless at everything
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fun fact: All sonic characters are gay
December 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
fun fact: All sonic characters are gay
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Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
Tatas for Toys benefit has made it rain $183,000 over the past 14 years.
Strippers Are Now No. 1 Donor of Toys to Children’s Hospital
Rachel Saslow
www.wweek.com
December 9, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Lawmakers and bible thumpers don't want you to understand the people they're demonizing are doing more good for society than they ever would
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Bro do NOT ask me about my pow card I know I'm cooked
December 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Bro do NOT ask me about my pow card I know I'm cooked
Everyone always jokes about how it looks like knuckles has legos on his shoes, but like, the actual intention that he has big metal plates bolted to the tops of his shoes is arguably just as wild
December 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Everyone always jokes about how it looks like knuckles has legos on his shoes, but like, the actual intention that he has big metal plates bolted to the tops of his shoes is arguably just as wild
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Proofing dough is cool. I'd also like to get felt up and then double in size.
August 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Proofing dough is cool. I'd also like to get felt up and then double in size.
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Anyways, I gotta figure out how the fuck I afford hormones with no money.
If you wanna kick me like... $5 I can do customs
If you wanna kick me like... $5 I can do customs
December 7, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Anyways, I gotta figure out how the fuck I afford hormones with no money.
If you wanna kick me like... $5 I can do customs
If you wanna kick me like... $5 I can do customs
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if you use Ai in your process is STILL AI AND YOU MUST TAG IT AS SUCH.
you can't put a log of shit in the soup pot and be like "i used a bit of shit but you are ignoring all the work i put on the veggies and the meat!"
STILL TASTES LIKE SHIT!
BECAUSE YOU USED SHIT!
if you use Ai in your process is STILL AI AND YOU MUST TAG IT AS SUCH.
you can't put a log of shit in the soup pot and be like "i used a bit of shit but you are ignoring all the work i put on the veggies and the meat!"
STILL TASTES LIKE SHIT!
BECAUSE YOU USED SHIT!
December 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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if you use Ai in your process is STILL AI AND YOU MUST TAG IT AS SUCH.
you can't put a log of shit in the soup pot and be like "i used a bit of shit but you are ignoring all the work i put on the veggies and the meat!"
STILL TASTES LIKE SHIT!
BECAUSE YOU USED SHIT!
if you use Ai in your process is STILL AI AND YOU MUST TAG IT AS SUCH.
you can't put a log of shit in the soup pot and be like "i used a bit of shit but you are ignoring all the work i put on the veggies and the meat!"
STILL TASTES LIKE SHIT!
BECAUSE YOU USED SHIT!
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maybe it'll be easier to get the office lady's attention from the carpet, while she's drinking. maybe you didn't see your friend disappear under that step earlier. maybe things will be okay actually, and the shrinking accident was reversible and it'll all go back to normal soon!
December 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
maybe it'll be easier to get the office lady's attention from the carpet, while she's drinking. maybe you didn't see your friend disappear under that step earlier. maybe things will be okay actually, and the shrinking accident was reversible and it'll all go back to normal soon!
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You know what...maybe its less that I'm afraid of you, so much as some of your choices...
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You know what...maybe its less that I'm afraid of you, so much as some of your choices...
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Who is jealous of this little footie?
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Who is jealous of this little footie?