Shulie Cowen
@shuliecowen.bsky.social
Do good. Have fun.
Actor, Improvisor, Notary Public. Hater of phoneys, indifferent to children in rye.
Actor, Improvisor, Notary Public. Hater of phoneys, indifferent to children in rye.
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Shulie Cowen
@shuliecowen.bsky.social
· Jan 23
Investing all my money in handbaskets.
GREASE IS THE WAY I AM FEELING (A Haiku)
Wrapped up in trouble
A life laced with confusion
What’re we doing here?
Wrapped up in trouble
A life laced with confusion
What’re we doing here?
December 8, 2025 at 6:45 PM
GREASE IS THE WAY I AM FEELING (A Haiku)
Wrapped up in trouble
A life laced with confusion
What’re we doing here?
Wrapped up in trouble
A life laced with confusion
What’re we doing here?
FU NU
BREAKING: Northwestern University has agreed to pay the U.S. Treasury $75 million, over the course of three years as part of an agreement with the federal government to restore funding and end investigations into the university
Full statement from NU below:
Full statement from NU below:
November 29, 2025 at 6:36 AM
FU NU
Just walked past a dozen teenagers at the airport wearing sweatshirts and pajama pants.* God bless America and Happy Thanksgiving!
*They also wore shoes!
*They also wore shoes!
November 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Just walked past a dozen teenagers at the airport wearing sweatshirts and pajama pants.* God bless America and Happy Thanksgiving!
*They also wore shoes!
*They also wore shoes!
If you are in a room with a bunch of seniors, someone in that room is a nurse.
If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
October 15, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you are in a room with a bunch of seniors, someone in that room is a nurse.
If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
If you are in a room with a bunch of gen x people, someone in that room can play guitar.
Turned off my alarm in my sleep because I am an efficiency genius.
October 13, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Turned off my alarm in my sleep because I am an efficiency genius.
HOW has there never been a Tony Danza/Matt LeBlanc father/son sitcom? HOW???? (And let's get Judith Light in a Katherine Helmond type role while we're at it.)
October 7, 2025 at 4:42 AM
HOW has there never been a Tony Danza/Matt LeBlanc father/son sitcom? HOW???? (And let's get Judith Light in a Katherine Helmond type role while we're at it.)
No, Voice to Text, I am not telling someone to break a light at their event tonight.
September 23, 2025 at 2:46 AM
No, Voice to Text, I am not telling someone to break a light at their event tonight.
Ready to get down to the nitty but not the gritty.
September 17, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Ready to get down to the nitty but not the gritty.
Today I watched a video of my 86 year old mother doing a scene in the final performance from her acting class. It was from Glengarry Glen Ross. She played the Jack Lemmon role. I will never be the same.
September 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Today I watched a video of my 86 year old mother doing a scene in the final performance from her acting class. It was from Glengarry Glen Ross. She played the Jack Lemmon role. I will never be the same.
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Sun Jun 22, Opening Night: The Improvised Musical! I’ve been a huge fan of this improvised Broadway-style musical for 9+ yrs, never thought I would be tech’ing for these talented & hilarious improvisors (@shuliecowen.bsky.social & others). Tix outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/openin...
Outside In Theatre - OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!®
OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!®OPENING NIGHT: THE IMPROVISED MUSICAL!® is exactly that: a Broadway-style musical that is made up on the spot, based on audience suggestion. So every night is th...
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June 17, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Sun Jun 22, Opening Night: The Improvised Musical! I’ve been a huge fan of this improvised Broadway-style musical for 9+ yrs, never thought I would be tech’ing for these talented & hilarious improvisors (@shuliecowen.bsky.social & others). Tix outsideintheatre.vbotickets.com/event/openin...
I just realized it was late enough to have dinner, and my heart leapt inside my chest like Snoopy when he finds out it’s suppertime.
a cartoon of snoopy covering his face with his hands against a blue background
ALT: a cartoon of snoopy covering his face with his hands against a blue background
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June 17, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I just realized it was late enough to have dinner, and my heart leapt inside my chest like Snoopy when he finds out it’s suppertime.
LIFE HACK: If you start your day sitting in cat barf, there's no where else to go but up from there for the rest of the day. Everything that isn't sitting in cat barf is a win!
May 28, 2025 at 8:30 PM
LIFE HACK: If you start your day sitting in cat barf, there's no where else to go but up from there for the rest of the day. Everything that isn't sitting in cat barf is a win!
NAME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The group of individuals formerly known as My Family will now be referred to as the Drama Club.
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
NAME CHANGE ANNOUNCEMENT: The group of individuals formerly known as My Family will now be referred to as the Drama Club.
Using the word kudos as much as possible for no reason.
May 4, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Using the word kudos as much as possible for no reason.
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Finished dinner early so there's still time for a quick lil anxiety before bed
March 27, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Finished dinner early so there's still time for a quick lil anxiety before bed
Feeding this cold like I'm the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Hoping once I'm well I feel like a butterfly.
March 24, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Feeding this cold like I'm the Very Hungry Caterpillar. Hoping once I'm well I feel like a butterfly.
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When Trump talks about annexing Canada and Greenland, the press needs to ask serious questions about his cognitive health. Every time.
March 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
When Trump talks about annexing Canada and Greenland, the press needs to ask serious questions about his cognitive health. Every time.
The snuggle is real.
March 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The snuggle is real.
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Remember that properly channeled pettiness and spite can also serve as the wind beneath your wings
We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
March 15, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Remember that properly channeled pettiness and spite can also serve as the wind beneath your wings
We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
We will get through this and we will triumph because fuck those motherfuckers, that's why.
But what really matters is the cookies we ate along the way
March 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
But what really matters is the cookies we ate along the way
If the Girl Scouts are going to continue making Thin Mints this addictive, could they at least hide some blended vegetables in there? Help a girl get a balanced diet please. Alternative: Farmers, can we get some broccoli that tastes like Thin Mints?
March 14, 2025 at 7:36 PM
If the Girl Scouts are going to continue making Thin Mints this addictive, could they at least hide some blended vegetables in there? Help a girl get a balanced diet please. Alternative: Farmers, can we get some broccoli that tastes like Thin Mints?
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THEY ARE CALLED ENTITLEMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ENTITLED TO THEM.
March 11, 2025 at 1:01 AM
THEY ARE CALLED ENTITLEMENTS BECAUSE YOU ARE ENTITLED TO THEM.