Whilst finding today’s turn of events entertaining, I would have preferred 5 months of those weekly Tim Walz hot dish tutorial videos I lamented losing out on before. I bet we’d have gotten some good dad jokes too. Oh and competent, qualified people in federally appointed positions. That too.

Do it, Trump. Reopen Action Park.

goes for both of you too
@hassan.senate.gov and @shaheen.senate.gov

Do not capitulate. Do not concede. Shut. It. Down. What we lose by giving in is way worse.

guys they're going to stop feeding TSA's bomb-sniffing dogs, per Fox News nat security correspondent:

Every ten minutes here is like:
- Trump doubles student debt
- Musk now has keys to your house and is in your bathroom doing plumbing drugs
- Three planes just crashed
- Trump signs EO making women illegal
- Face-melted Nazi from Indiana Jones now in charge of CIA
- Meteor not arriving fast enough

Marjorie Taylor Greene literally showed a dick pic last year in our Oversight hearing, so I thought I'd show one as well: a picture of President Elon Musk.

Bill S. Preston, Esquire advocating for Excellence to Each Other since 1989z

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youtu.be/VucczIg98Gw

I don’t believe I’ve lived in precedented times since 9/11… I remember looking up at the sky and thinking how beautiful it was that day just before finding out what was happening. I’ve thought about that moment many times when I see that shade of blue in the sky, 1/

Ist Amerika schon wieder groß?

Ayn Rand, Rand Paul, and Paul Ryan walk into a bar. The bartender serves them tainted alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.

Really thinking all these political brahs who’ve alleged they love RATM need to go back and read the lyrics. Ruminate on that. FYIWDWYTM

Damn.