SlobTheBuilder
@sighhless.bsky.social
Probably busy making some trash
*boulevard of broken dreams voice*
I walk an Abbey Road
Along a boulevard of Abbey Roads
shoutout to my friend Josiah for this one who isn't on blue sky and never will be
I walk an Abbey Road
Along a boulevard of Abbey Roads
shoutout to my friend Josiah for this one who isn't on blue sky and never will be
December 29, 2025 at 9:04 PM
*boulevard of broken dreams voice*
I walk an Abbey Road
Along a boulevard of Abbey Roads
shoutout to my friend Josiah for this one who isn't on blue sky and never will be
I walk an Abbey Road
Along a boulevard of Abbey Roads
shoutout to my friend Josiah for this one who isn't on blue sky and never will be
Boy oh boy it's slow at work, that means it's time to scroll the free listings on craigslist
December 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Boy oh boy it's slow at work, that means it's time to scroll the free listings on craigslist
12 likes and I'll send a message to this person asking "does this fridge work?"
December 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
12 likes and I'll send a message to this person asking "does this fridge work?"
She Les my miser til I ables
December 26, 2025 at 7:54 AM
She Les my miser til I ables
The name's Man. Hugh Jack, Man
December 26, 2025 at 7:27 AM
The name's Man. Hugh Jack, Man
The Santa wants a wife
December 26, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Santa wants a wife
A John
Is a Wick your heart makes
Is a Wick your heart makes
December 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
A John
Is a Wick your heart makes
Is a Wick your heart makes
I'm Johnning
Of a Wick Christmas
Of a Wick Christmas
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I'm Johnning
Of a Wick Christmas
Of a Wick Christmas
The first no-L
The anges did say
The anges did say
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
The first no-L
The anges did say
The anges did say
Introducing legislation to make it illegal for me to have a scratchy throat
December 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Introducing legislation to make it illegal for me to have a scratchy throat
My customers' faces when they walk in *at* closing time and I say "oh I'm sorry, we're closed"
a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
ALT: a man wearing a scarf around his neck looks at the camera
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:10 PM
My customers' faces when they walk in *at* closing time and I say "oh I'm sorry, we're closed"
An unstoppable force (me) meets an immovable object (also me)
December 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM
An unstoppable force (me) meets an immovable object (also me)
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Some of you have never donned your gay apparel, and it shows
December 16, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Some of you have never donned your gay apparel, and it shows
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He sees you when you're cooking
He knows if you fell off
He knows if you've been mid or peak
So be peak and slay on god
He knows if you fell off
He knows if you've been mid or peak
So be peak and slay on god
December 19, 2025 at 11:11 PM
He sees you when you're cooking
He knows if you fell off
He knows if you've been mid or peak
So be peak and slay on god
He knows if you fell off
He knows if you've been mid or peak
So be peak and slay on god
My eyes roll back in my head, an ethereal chill falling over me as I exit reality for a moment, tapping into cosmic leylines that tether me to the pantheon. I open my mouth and speak the unholy utterance, a trickster god's vent that tempts the playfulness of fate itself:
"boy it sure is slow today"
"boy it sure is slow today"
December 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
My eyes roll back in my head, an ethereal chill falling over me as I exit reality for a moment, tapping into cosmic leylines that tether me to the pantheon. I open my mouth and speak the unholy utterance, a trickster god's vent that tempts the playfulness of fate itself:
"boy it sure is slow today"
"boy it sure is slow today"
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i got to do something outside my comfort zone yesterday and tattooed this cute little fox! it was a really fun challenge to take on 🦊
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 PM
i got to do something outside my comfort zone yesterday and tattooed this cute little fox! it was a really fun challenge to take on 🦊
Friends don't let friends listen to Little Drummer Boy
December 17, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Friends don't let friends listen to Little Drummer Boy
Early last year I read As You Wish, written by Cary Elwes, and it gave me such a new and deep appreciation for Rob Reiner. He was such a warm and kind person, and so passionate about people. The audiobook also features a bunch of the Princess Bride actors including Cary doing impressions of everyone
December 16, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Early last year I read As You Wish, written by Cary Elwes, and it gave me such a new and deep appreciation for Rob Reiner. He was such a warm and kind person, and so passionate about people. The audiobook also features a bunch of the Princess Bride actors including Cary doing impressions of everyone
Bagels are not for the mustache of heart
December 14, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Bagels are not for the mustache of heart
Redditor vs Prey
December 14, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Redditor vs Prey
We are now up to 3 different incidents this week where I've had to kick people out and/or call the police on someone because rather than order coffee they decided to scream and threaten me instead
It's still only Saturday, wonder what's in store for me tomorrow, let's keep these good vibes going
It's still only Saturday, wonder what's in store for me tomorrow, let's keep these good vibes going
December 13, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We are now up to 3 different incidents this week where I've had to kick people out and/or call the police on someone because rather than order coffee they decided to scream and threaten me instead
It's still only Saturday, wonder what's in store for me tomorrow, let's keep these good vibes going
It's still only Saturday, wonder what's in store for me tomorrow, let's keep these good vibes going
It's a homesteading night at the band house
December 13, 2025 at 3:57 AM
It's a homesteading night at the band house
A baby in the hand is worth two in the bathwater
December 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
A baby in the hand is worth two in the bathwater
Is it really a Thursday if you don't have a stranger screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP in your face in the middle of your barista shift?
December 12, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Is it really a Thursday if you don't have a stranger screaming SHUT THE FUCK UP in your face in the middle of your barista shift?