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SignedInWine
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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Jan 9
Forgive my rudeness. I neglected to introduce myself.

I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.

Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️‍🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦

Nice to meet you.
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Whites and brights for #showmeyourknits? Okay, how's this? 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Two hand knit chickens on a black velvet surface. The first chicken is knit in a solid white yarn, and the second is knit in a rainbow striping yarn.
December 23, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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I didn't really enjoy knitting up this yarn. I have convinced myself I now need glasses after sewing this project without using a floodlight. But damn if she didn't turn out beautiful. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography #prettierinperson
Front view of a hand knit chicken sitting in front of a grey faux fur blanket. She has been knit primarily in a black yarn wrapped in a multicolor thread in greens, purples, and blues, with a black face, underside, comb, and wattle. She has a bright yellow beak and pale blue eyes that match the top of her head near perfectly. A partial side view of a hand knit chicken sitting in front of a grey faux fur blanket, where one of her three tail feather points is visible, The multicolor wrap on the primary yarn used appears brighter in the image than in person.
December 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places https://theonion.com/it-wouldnt-surprise-you-if-this-headline-was-about-318-1819574532/
It Wouldn't Surprise You If This Headline Was About 318 People Being Shot In 12 Different Public Places
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose https://theonion.com/sad-sack-bullied-by-area-goose-1819573528/
Sad Sack Bullied By Area Goose
December 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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Both of these chickens look like they've seen some shit. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
Close up image of the heads of two hand-knit chickens, one white with bright green eyes and one light grey with yellow eyes, both with red combs and wattles and yellow beaks.
December 17, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups https://theonion.com/campbells-unveils-new-line-of-self-defense-soups/
Campbell’s Unveils New Line Of Self-Defense Soups
December 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Me too, chicken ... me too. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A close-up image of the head of a face of a white hand-knit chicken, with a dark red comb and wattle, yellow beak, and bright green safety eyes with small black pupils.
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic https://theonion.com/frustrated-gunman-can-t-believe-how-far-he-has-to-drive-1819578452/
Frustrated Gunman Can’t Believe How Far He Has To Drive To Find Nearest Planned Parenthood Clinic
December 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Only two more chickens remain to be sewn and stuffed. At that point I will have completed 20 total chickens and chicks for my project. I may end up making a couple more adults and some more babies before delivering them on Christmas Eve. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken
December 16, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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I just made a little birthday splurge purchase, and I cannot wait for it to arrive once @badsheepyarn.bsky.social returns from a well deserved holiday break! 💜🧶
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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It has arrived.
A rectangular black box that is definitely not a game that says "Cards Against Humanity Explains The Joke" in white lettering. Featured next to the box that definitely does not contain a game is a green and turquoise hand knit baby chick in the process of being sewn and stuffed.
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Another happy little family. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A family of four hand-knit chickens, one adult and three chicks, all knit in a striping yarn in hues of turquoise and grey, on a black surface.
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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Movie you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Wars or Trek, LOTR, or Marvel. 🎬
December 8, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship https://theonion.com/working-in-general-vicinity-for-8-hours-a-day-misinterp-1838142520/
Working In General Vicinity For 8 Hours A Day Misinterpreted As Friendship
December 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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What a lovely gift! This is right up my alley! ❤️📖
A fairly-thick hardcover book on a black velvet surface. The cover is brown with a decorative gold border, and a picture of Stonehenge, below which reads, "It took about 30 million hours for Stone Age workers to build Stonehenge." The book is titled "The Book of Unusual Knowledge".
December 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
Pete Hegseth Wakes Up At 3 P.M. With Dozen Missed Calls From The Hague
December 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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What are we all planning to read this month? 📖
Two winter holiday-themed books placed side by side. The book on the left is titled "The Dead of Winter: Beware the Krampus and Other Wicked Christmas Creatures" by Sarah Clegg. The book on the right is "Scary Book of Christmas Lore: 50 Terrifying Yuletide Tales from Around The World" by Tim Raybirn.
December 1, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Finally decided it would be a grand idea to purchase a large external drive and move my game library to it. No idea why I didn't think to do this sooner.
November 30, 2025 at 9:17 AM
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Meet the rainbow hen's little rainbow chicks. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #emotionalsupportchickie #subparphotography
Three hand knit baby chicks, each knit from the same ball of rainbow striping yarn, on a black surface.
November 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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I have seamed enough chickens during this project that I'm feeling much happier with my results. Just look at this fun little lady. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
A hand knit chicken in a striping rainbow yarn, sitting on a black surface. The chicken also has rainbow glitter safety eyes. A side view of a hand knit chicken in a rainbow striping yarn.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby https://theonion.com/white-house-reclassifies-nursing-as-hobby/
White House Reclassifies Nursing As Hobby
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Spending the morning in bed, dressed in a long black gown and a lace mourning veil, playing Powerwash Simulator, as one does.
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme
November 19, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait http://theonion.com/family-enters-crisis-talks-after-learning-restaurant-ha-1819577952/
Family Enters Crisis Talks After Learning Restaurant Has 45-Minute Wait
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM