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SignedInWine

@signedinwine.bsky.social

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Jan 9

Forgive my rudeness. I neglected to introduce myself.

I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.

Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️‍🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦

Nice to meet you.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 23h

Yes, that's what I mean.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt

BOSTON—The twigs and acorns crunching pleasurably beneath his boots, Mr. Autumn Man Dennis Clemons, 32, reportedly strolled down Massachusetts Avenue on Wednesday wearing a gray sweater over a plaid c...

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 1d

Quick question for whomever sees this. Do you use pins to hold pieces together when hand sewing your knit/crochet items? I honestly never do, and I'm wondering if it would actually make the process neater. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 4d

Thank you!

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 4d

They are the smallest of the emotional support chicken patterns. Very quick knits and people seem to love them.

I love that you let the kid design his chicken patterning. So cute!

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 5d

Three babies I knit this morning. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography

Three hand knit baby chicks in progress, each in a different multicolor yarn.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 6d

Trump Defends Demolition Of Yggdrasil, Ancient Tree Of Life https://theonion.com/trump-defends-demolition-of-yggdrasil-ancient-tree-of-life/

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 10d

...I was just fucking told to smile by a random guy.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 10d

I think I'm ready to start sewing the adult chickens. But first, what a cute pair. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography

Two hand knit chickens in progress, knit from the same two balls of multicolor primarily orange and black yarns.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 17d

Delightful shower, coconut cream and argan oil on my hair, vitamin e oil on my surgical scars, cannabis seed oil on the rest of my body. I should be right as rain so long as I don't watch the news or leave my bedroom.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 17d

Time for a well-deserved post-zoomies lounge. 😽

A beautiful grey and white cat having a lounge on a folded red and black plaid blanket atop a grey sofa.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 17d

Potentially controversial #knitting opinion:

*deep breath*

I've never in my decades of knitting tried to learn continental style, and I have no plans to as of yet. I'm fine throwing my yarn ... for now at least.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 17d

It's a bit after 2am, and my beautiful 14-year-old lady cat has just finished a round of late night zoomies. I adore her so much. 😻

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 17d

Held single, based on the yardage of the pattern, it looks like perhaps five chickens. So, a whole flock!

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 19d

I wonder about how many chickens one could knit from this. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #yarn #subparphotography

A large cake of acrylic/alpaca blend yarn in hues of grey, blue, and turquoise, wrapped in a white paper band, and joined by two pairs of multicolor stork-shaped scissors.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · 24d

It feels like there has been a lack of respect today for the fact that I work nights. Time to start making all my calls and texts at around 2am.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 26d

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat https://theonion.com/u-s-military-carries-out-strike-on-scuffy-the-tugboat/

U.S. Military Carries Out Strike On Scuffy The Tugboat
Pentagon Claims Little Red Vessel Working With ‘Narco-Terrorists’

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Oct 3

I selected Fatass when I scheduled my appointment, but unfortunately in Asshole Red State, that doesn't matter at the pharmacy. I need to call my gp and see if I can get one there. A few of my coworkers have had covid recently.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Oct 2

I may have to knit a second one in this yarn to keep. It's just so happy.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Oct 2

Almost done with adult chickens for my project. This one especially warms the recesses of my cold, dark soul. 🧶

#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography

A splayed, hand-knit chicken body in a bright traditional six-color rainbow striped yarn, on a black velvet surface.

A hand-knit chicken body in a bright rainbow striped yarn, folded so that the yellow beak is visible, on a black velvet surface.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Sep 30

It's perfect.

SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Sep 25

That should have said with VERY sick patients. I'm going to try to find out if I have any options for acquiring the vaccine at work this week.

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Sep 25

I was a responsible adult today and received my flu vaccine. I wasn't as responsible as I wanted to be, though, because my state government won't allow pharmacies to give the covid vaccine to anyone under 65. Since I work in direct patient care with sick patients, I am annoyed by this.

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The Onion @theonion.com · Sep 23

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

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SignedInWine @signedinwine.bsky.social · Sep 22

I've been playing with Midjourney lately to create a Cthulhu-themed slideshow for my Windows lock screen, and this image generated when I entered a Cthulhu as a drag queen prompt. It's not what I was trying to make, but it's a gorgeous idea. I would love to see this in reality.

An ai-generated drag queen wearing a Cthulhu-inspired look, made with flowing fabrics in hues of purple and blue, with gold fringed accents.