SignedInWine
@signedinwine.bsky.social
You probably don't know me.
Pinned
Forgive my rudeness. I neglected to introduce myself.
I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.
Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦
Nice to meet you.
I'm not a refugee from the other social medias. I've really only ever used ravelry, and I don't talk much there.
Interests:
🧶knitting
🧶yarn
🎮The Sims franchise
🎮Baldur's Gate 3
🏳️🌈Drag kings, queens, and monsters
🐶🐱🐦
Nice to meet you.
While my jewelry supplies were out, I decided to make valentines day necklaces for the work chickens. Here they are modeled by Lilith, The Most Beautiful Hen. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #chickenjewelry #subparphotography.
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #chickenjewelry #subparphotography.
February 5, 2026 at 3:47 PM
While my jewelry supplies were out, I decided to make valentines day necklaces for the work chickens. Here they are modeled by Lilith, The Most Beautiful Hen. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #chickenjewelry #subparphotography.
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #chickenjewelry #subparphotography.
I needed to restring a bracelet, so I decided to make three more.
February 4, 2026 at 11:31 AM
I needed to restring a bracelet, so I decided to make three more.
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Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
February 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Groundhog Harassed By Dipshits In Stupid Hats
Excellent. #showmeyourknits has provided another excuse for me to post Lilith, my beautiful chicken. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
January 31, 2026 at 2:39 PM
Excellent. #showmeyourknits has provided another excuse for me to post Lilith, my beautiful chicken. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
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RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
January 30, 2026 at 8:30 PM
RFK Jr. Demonstrates How To Remove Tapeworm By Scooting Ass Across Carpet https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-demonstrates-how-to-remove-tapeworm-by-scooting-ass-across-carpet/
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ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
ICE Agent Stuffs Sock Under Mask To Give Himself Chin
NOW I'm working on the next group of gift chickens. This one is turning out lovely. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #showmeyourknits #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #showmeyourknits #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
January 27, 2026 at 2:15 PM
NOW I'm working on the next group of gift chickens. This one is turning out lovely. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #showmeyourknits #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #showmeyourknits #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
In case anyone from #KnitPicks gets lost on their way to someplace important and lands here ... I love the gradient colorways of Chroma Worsted, but don't really enjoy roving yarn. Can we get those exact dyes on a more spun and plied yarn, please? 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn
#knitting #knitsky #yarn
January 27, 2026 at 8:59 AM
In case anyone from #KnitPicks gets lost on their way to someplace important and lands here ... I love the gradient colorways of Chroma Worsted, but don't really enjoy roving yarn. Can we get those exact dyes on a more spun and plied yarn, please? 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn
#knitting #knitsky #yarn
Hide them all you want for now, but there's no statute of limitations on murder.
January 26, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Hide them all you want for now, but there's no statute of limitations on murder.
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Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave https://theonion.com/trump-boys-put-nobel-peace-prize-in-microwave/
January 23, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave https://theonion.com/trump-boys-put-nobel-peace-prize-in-microwave/
Just returned home from my 12.5 hour shift. It's a little chilly, it's rainy, and my new knees are being little shitlets. I work again tonight. My brain: "HEY, WHY SLEEP WHEN WE CAN GO REPLACE ALL THE TIRES RIGHT NOW INSTEAD???" At least I should have good traction if the great freeze happens.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Just returned home from my 12.5 hour shift. It's a little chilly, it's rainy, and my new knees are being little shitlets. I work again tonight. My brain: "HEY, WHY SLEEP WHEN WE CAN GO REPLACE ALL THE TIRES RIGHT NOW INSTEAD???" At least I should have good traction if the great freeze happens.
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Medical men and journalists spoke of 'The Crinoline Holocaust,' where thousands of women were roasted to death by wearing hoop petticoats or were otherwise stabbed or disemboweled by the metal frames."
"Medical men and journalists spoke of 'The Crinoline Holocaust,' where thousands of women were roasted to death by wearing hoop petticoats or were otherwise stabbed or disemboweled by the metal frames."
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
And now that my misbehaving eBook reader has actually woken up:
‘The headline atop the September issue of Music City News declared DOLLY PARTON NO “DUMB BLONDE”.’
And now that my misbehaving eBook reader has actually woken up:
‘The headline atop the September issue of Music City News declared DOLLY PARTON NO “DUMB BLONDE”.’
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
‘So here are some new words that will help you get the hygge on.’
‘So here are some new words that will help you get the hygge on.’
January 22, 2026 at 9:29 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
"Medical men and journalists spoke of 'The Crinoline Holocaust,' where thousands of women were roasted to death by wearing hoop petticoats or were otherwise stabbed or disemboweled by the metal frames."
"Medical men and journalists spoke of 'The Crinoline Holocaust,' where thousands of women were roasted to death by wearing hoop petticoats or were otherwise stabbed or disemboweled by the metal frames."
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Someone appears to be sundowning. Maybe take away his internet access and give him an activity apron.
January 19, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Someone appears to be sundowning. Maybe take away his internet access and give him an activity apron.
January 18, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger https://theonion.com/pundits-praise-strength-dexterity-required-for-trump-to-successfully-lift-middle-finger/
I never really discuss work here, but I will just say I work at a hospital ... and some of you forget ALL your home training when you get admitted.
January 16, 2026 at 8:04 AM
I never really discuss work here, but I will just say I work at a hospital ... and some of you forget ALL your home training when you get admitted.
It's almost impressive how quickly Bari Weiss is destroying CBS News.
January 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
It's almost impressive how quickly Bari Weiss is destroying CBS News.
When I exit my bedroom for the first time at night, one of my cats will jog over, very chatty, and then we will have to take a walking tour of all the "cat hot spots" -- water, food, litter -- and make sure they are to standard. Before my dog passed, we toured her spots as well. He's a good boy.
January 15, 2026 at 10:05 AM
When I exit my bedroom for the first time at night, one of my cats will jog over, very chatty, and then we will have to take a walking tour of all the "cat hot spots" -- water, food, litter -- and make sure they are to standard. Before my dog passed, we toured her spots as well. He's a good boy.
We haven't even made it to the first SOTU of this term...
January 14, 2026 at 11:04 AM
We haven't even made it to the first SOTU of this term...
I'm keeping this one. I don't have a name for her yet, but she's glorious and I love her. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
January 13, 2026 at 5:25 PM
I'm keeping this one. I don't have a name for her yet, but she's glorious and I love her. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #emotionalsupportchicken #subparphotography
I should probably get started on these nine chickens I was asked to make. Here are my stash diving selections for part of them. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
I should probably get started on these nine chickens I was asked to make. Here are my stash diving selections for part of them. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #emotionalsupportchicken
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Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
January 12, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Archaeologists: D.C. Capitol May Have Once Been Used For Legislating https://theonion.com/archaeologists-d-c-capitol-may-have-once-been-used-for-legislating/
Brave knitting confession:
*deep breath*
Why would I use a row counter, when I can just repeatedly manually count all of my rows every 30 minutes?
*deep breath*
Why would I use a row counter, when I can just repeatedly manually count all of my rows every 30 minutes?
January 11, 2026 at 11:42 AM
Brave knitting confession:
*deep breath*
Why would I use a row counter, when I can just repeatedly manually count all of my rows every 30 minutes?
*deep breath*
Why would I use a row counter, when I can just repeatedly manually count all of my rows every 30 minutes?
We appear to have settled into a nice striping situation. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #subparphotography
January 11, 2026 at 10:53 AM
We appear to have settled into a nice striping situation. 🧶
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #subparphotography
#knitting #knitsky #yarn #subparphotography