cat: ᗢ
ᓚ ᘏ
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
ME: Because everyone clogs the toilets?
WIFE (eyes narrowing): ... because people dump turkey grease down the sink.
But she's sleeping like she's cozy...
🤔 I was gonna say pretzel...
But I think she looks more like she's curled up like a croissant 🥐🤭
💕🥐😸🥐💕
But she's sleeping like she's cozy...
🤔 I was gonna say pretzel...
But I think she looks more like she's curled up like a croissant 🥐🤭
💕🥐😸🥐💕
"Homicide For The Holidays" by @sarabourgeois.bsky.social
Today was tough but tomorrow needs us, so we’ll get back up and try again. Lives depend on it. 💛🐾
#WeWillFindAWay #HopeForTomorrow #NeverGiveUp
#GoodnightFromBobby #StrayDogs #DoItForThem
#RescueLife
Today was tough but tomorrow needs us, so we’ll get back up and try again. Lives depend on it. 💛🐾
#WeWillFindAWay #HopeForTomorrow #NeverGiveUp
#GoodnightFromBobby #StrayDogs #DoItForThem
#RescueLife
@acstu.bsky.social at fenrispublishing.com/awoo
@acstu.bsky.social at fenrispublishing.com/awoo
Did people /not/ understand this?
I pay $25 a month for service and I bought (3 years ago) a $50 flip phone... lol. When I saw what they wanted for any other phone last time I looked, I said "No fucking thanks!" :P and left.
Did people /not/ understand this?
I pay $25 a month for service and I bought (3 years ago) a $50 flip phone... lol. When I saw what they wanted for any other phone last time I looked, I said "No fucking thanks!" :P and left.
#AwooComic
#AwooComic
Did I miss something?
OH WAIT.
🛢️
Did I miss something?
OH WAIT.
🛢️
*hugs all around!*
*hugs all around!*
Quote: "I've trained my whole life for this."
Quote: "I've trained my whole life for this."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
EVER.
It's always the fucking christians trying to forcibly convert people. When they're not injecting their religion into government and forcing everyone to look at their propaganda or listen to their performative prayers, they do this.
Bro can Christians stop trying to “convert” me lmao. This is the second time this month someone irl has brought up religion to me unprompted.
EVER.
It's always the fucking christians trying to forcibly convert people. When they're not injecting their religion into government and forcing everyone to look at their propaganda or listen to their performative prayers, they do this.