Straight Outta Cortisol
@silvawolves.bsky.social
Fighting the autoimmune diseases fight daily.
I literally don’t have the cortisol to deal with ~gestures everywhere~
#Crohn’s #Adrenalinsufficiency #SAI #Ostomate #AltCitizen
I literally don’t have the cortisol to deal with ~gestures everywhere~
#Crohn’s #Adrenalinsufficiency #SAI #Ostomate #AltCitizen
Pinned
The villagers were just finishing up the preparations for the nights festival when darkness suddenly descended upon the Christmas Village. Trees and lampposts toppled underneath it's massive paws. The mailman was the first casualty of the senseless attack.
#Caturday
#YuleCat
#Jólakötturinn
#Caturday
#YuleCat
#Jólakötturinn
December 21, 2025 at 12:38 AM
The villagers were just finishing up the preparations for the nights festival when darkness suddenly descended upon the Christmas Village. Trees and lampposts toppled underneath it's massive paws. The mailman was the first casualty of the senseless attack.
#Caturday
#YuleCat
#Jólakötturinn
#Caturday
#YuleCat
#Jólakötturinn
Political Spam Email: We won’t ask again.
Me: Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Me: Don’t threaten me with a good time.
December 20, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Political Spam Email: We won’t ask again.
Me: Don’t threaten me with a good time.
Me: Don’t threaten me with a good time.
It’s just a tad windy in Maine today.
a black and white photo of a man leaning on a fence with the words bit of a breeze today
ALT: a black and white photo of a man leaning on a fence with the words bit of a breeze today
media.tenor.com
December 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
It’s just a tad windy in Maine today.
This sweet goober scarfed her dinner down too fast & got sick but went into her litter box and stayed there for 15 minutes until she was done puking instead of doing it on the carpet.😭
December 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
This sweet goober scarfed her dinner down too fast & got sick but went into her litter box and stayed there for 15 minutes until she was done puking instead of doing it on the carpet.😭
December 18, 2025 at 2:04 AM
This sweet goober scarfed her dinner down too fast & got sick but went into her litter box and stayed there for 15 minutes until she was done puking instead of doing it on the carpet.😭
When you turn your car on only to find it’s decided to give you its’ own year end summary of how 2025 has been for you.
Credit to my car where it’s due, this is probably the most accurate one I’ve gotten so far.
#YearEndReview
#YearataGlance
#AltText (Seriously AltText tho)
Credit to my car where it’s due, this is probably the most accurate one I’ve gotten so far.
#YearEndReview
#YearataGlance
#AltText (Seriously AltText tho)
December 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
When you turn your car on only to find it’s decided to give you its’ own year end summary of how 2025 has been for you.
Credit to my car where it’s due, this is probably the most accurate one I’ve gotten so far.
#YearEndReview
#YearataGlance
#AltText (Seriously AltText tho)
Credit to my car where it’s due, this is probably the most accurate one I’ve gotten so far.
#YearEndReview
#YearataGlance
#AltText (Seriously AltText tho)
Would love any #AltGov opinion on the legality of this.
The “male candidates” only part, not the job listing seemingly being written completely in 1 single paragraph which is making me want to scream trying to read it.🥴
Is this happening in other states too @altstategov.altgov.info?
#MEpolitics
The “male candidates” only part, not the job listing seemingly being written completely in 1 single paragraph which is making me want to scream trying to read it.🥴
Is this happening in other states too @altstategov.altgov.info?
#MEpolitics
Hey @pingree.house.gov @senangusking.bsky.social is this legal?
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
Transportation Security Officer - Maine JobLink
joblink.maine.gov
December 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Would love any #AltGov opinion on the legality of this.
The “male candidates” only part, not the job listing seemingly being written completely in 1 single paragraph which is making me want to scream trying to read it.🥴
Is this happening in other states too @altstategov.altgov.info?
#MEpolitics
The “male candidates” only part, not the job listing seemingly being written completely in 1 single paragraph which is making me want to scream trying to read it.🥴
Is this happening in other states too @altstategov.altgov.info?
#MEpolitics
Hey @pingree.house.gov @senangusking.bsky.social is this legal?
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
Transportation Security Officer - Maine JobLink
joblink.maine.gov
December 12, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hey @pingree.house.gov @senangusking.bsky.social is this legal?
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
“At this time, this airport is only seeking qualified male candidates to meet mission related staffing needs. The applications of female candidates will be accepted but not considered until staffing needs change.”
#MainePolitics
“Join the Coast Guard. Become a wartime pirate!” doesn’t sound like the best recruiting slogan.
US seizes oil tanker off coast of Venezuela, officials say
The U.S. has seized an oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela, three officials told Reuters on Wednesday, a move that raised oil prices and is likely to further inflame tensions between Washington and ...
www.reuters.com
December 10, 2025 at 8:29 PM
“Join the Coast Guard. Become a wartime pirate!” doesn’t sound like the best recruiting slogan.
So the pipe to my toilet froze for the first & hopefully last time this year.🥶 At least it’s the only pipe that froze & it has historically thawed back out without bursting. 3 cheers for PEX pipes!
Can’t wait for the spray foam insulation on 12/22!
#Maine
#MaineWeather
#WickedCold
#FuckingFreezing
Can’t wait for the spray foam insulation on 12/22!
#Maine
#MaineWeather
#WickedCold
#FuckingFreezing
December 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
So the pipe to my toilet froze for the first & hopefully last time this year.🥶 At least it’s the only pipe that froze & it has historically thawed back out without bursting. 3 cheers for PEX pipes!
Can’t wait for the spray foam insulation on 12/22!
#Maine
#MaineWeather
#WickedCold
#FuckingFreezing
Can’t wait for the spray foam insulation on 12/22!
#Maine
#MaineWeather
#WickedCold
#FuckingFreezing
Reposted by Straight Outta Cortisol
I can't believe I'm saying this again, but this happened in 1.0 as well.
You can be shocked, but you also must realize that this was always the modus operandi.
You can be shocked, but you also must realize that this was always the modus operandi.
December 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I can't believe I'm saying this again, but this happened in 1.0 as well.
You can be shocked, but you also must realize that this was always the modus operandi.
You can be shocked, but you also must realize that this was always the modus operandi.
Casper wanted to go back outside in the middle of the night. He had immediate regrets once the snow started falling this morning 😹.
#CatsofBluesky
#TNR
#Cats
#CatsofBluesky
#TNR
#Cats
December 2, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Casper wanted to go back outside in the middle of the night. He had immediate regrets once the snow started falling this morning 😹.
#CatsofBluesky
#TNR
#Cats
#CatsofBluesky
#TNR
#Cats
If I’m out running errands and start getting exhausted I actually speed up not slow down. If I stop or slow down too much it’s over. I’m done.
December 1, 2025 at 7:42 PM
If I’m out running errands and start getting exhausted I actually speed up not slow down. If I stop or slow down too much it’s over. I’m done.
Back by popular demand is right!
Community, coffee, croissants($), assorted baked goods with proceeds from croissant sales and donations(optional) going to the Bowdoinham Food Pantry!
#Bowdoinham
#Maine
#Community
#BowdoinhamFoodPantry
#WickedJoeCoffee
#CounterpointBread
#BreakingBreadinBowdoinham
Community, coffee, croissants($), assorted baked goods with proceeds from croissant sales and donations(optional) going to the Bowdoinham Food Pantry!
#Bowdoinham
#Maine
#Community
#BowdoinhamFoodPantry
#WickedJoeCoffee
#CounterpointBread
#BreakingBreadinBowdoinham
November 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Back by popular demand is right!
Community, coffee, croissants($), assorted baked goods with proceeds from croissant sales and donations(optional) going to the Bowdoinham Food Pantry!
#Bowdoinham
#Maine
#Community
#BowdoinhamFoodPantry
#WickedJoeCoffee
#CounterpointBread
#BreakingBreadinBowdoinham
Community, coffee, croissants($), assorted baked goods with proceeds from croissant sales and donations(optional) going to the Bowdoinham Food Pantry!
#Bowdoinham
#Maine
#Community
#BowdoinhamFoodPantry
#WickedJoeCoffee
#CounterpointBread
#BreakingBreadinBowdoinham
Reposted by Straight Outta Cortisol
Stonecipher Farm asks for help: Mario Velazquez Morales, a beloved 13-season employee, died tragically.
He leaves a wife and four children. Funds support his family's transition.
Give What You Can: givesendgo.com/mariofamilyf...
#Bowdoinham #StonecipherFarm #CommunitySupport #MaineFarms
He leaves a wife and four children. Funds support his family's transition.
Give What You Can: givesendgo.com/mariofamilyf...
#Bowdoinham #StonecipherFarm #CommunitySupport #MaineFarms
Support Mario's family through their tragic loss
To everyone who has ever loved our farm, enjoyed our food, praised our hard work, or admired our spirit here at Stonecipher Farm, I ask of you to show your ...
givesendgo.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Stonecipher Farm asks for help: Mario Velazquez Morales, a beloved 13-season employee, died tragically.
He leaves a wife and four children. Funds support his family's transition.
Give What You Can: givesendgo.com/mariofamilyf...
#Bowdoinham #StonecipherFarm #CommunitySupport #MaineFarms
He leaves a wife and four children. Funds support his family's transition.
Give What You Can: givesendgo.com/mariofamilyf...
#Bowdoinham #StonecipherFarm #CommunitySupport #MaineFarms
Mario worked at a farm in Bowdoinham, Maine & recently died in a car accident in Chiapas Mexico where he lived. He leaves behind a widow & 4 children.
The owner of the farm has created this fundraiser for his family. Please read his story & give/share if you can.
#Maine
#Migrantworkers
#Farmworkers
The owner of the farm has created this fundraiser for his family. Please read his story & give/share if you can.
#Maine
#Migrantworkers
#Farmworkers
Support Mario's family through their tragic loss
To everyone who has ever loved our farm, enjoyed our food, praised our hard work, or admired our spirit here at Stonecipher Farm, I ask of you to show your ...
givesendgo.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Mario worked at a farm in Bowdoinham, Maine & recently died in a car accident in Chiapas Mexico where he lived. He leaves behind a widow & 4 children.
The owner of the farm has created this fundraiser for his family. Please read his story & give/share if you can.
#Maine
#Migrantworkers
#Farmworkers
The owner of the farm has created this fundraiser for his family. Please read his story & give/share if you can.
#Maine
#Migrantworkers
#Farmworkers
I may be a little biased but I’m pretty sure I have the best community. Wish I had thought to snap a pic of all the pies!🥧 🤤
The Human just got back from stocking up the shelves at the Bowdoinham Food Pantry with dog & cat food.
A special thanks to those in our amazing community that have recently donated pet food to the pantry! The Human was pleasantly surprised to arrive & see so much pet food already there!
A special thanks to those in our amazing community that have recently donated pet food to the pantry! The Human was pleasantly surprised to arrive & see so much pet food already there!
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I may be a little biased but I’m pretty sure I have the best community. Wish I had thought to snap a pic of all the pies!🥧 🤤
My nightmares about one of The Boys bringing a live/half dead/dead rodent into the house just got this much closer to becoming a reality.
CASPER NO!!
CASPER NO!!
The culprit has been identified as Casper.
Casper has been lectured on being caught on camera clearly wanting to bring a HALF DEAD VOLE INSIDE THE HOUSE at around 5am this morning.
Casper did not appear to care one bit.
#NoRagrets
#TNR
#Feral
#Mouser
#Catswithjobs
Casper has been lectured on being caught on camera clearly wanting to bring a HALF DEAD VOLE INSIDE THE HOUSE at around 5am this morning.
Casper did not appear to care one bit.
#NoRagrets
#TNR
#Feral
#Mouser
#Catswithjobs
November 16, 2025 at 11:28 PM
My nightmares about one of The Boys bringing a live/half dead/dead rodent into the house just got this much closer to becoming a reality.
CASPER NO!!
CASPER NO!!
Reposted by Straight Outta Cortisol
Not a concern to be found.
Susan Collins, who purports to run the Senate Appropriations Committee -- the committee responsible for doling out money and making sure it's well spent -- has held zero oversight hearings since she took over as chair.
Zero. #MEpolitics
Zero. #MEpolitics
First, let's back up.
Noem has starred in a sprawling ad campaign she’s said is a crucial tool to stem illegal immigration—so crucial that DHS bypassed the normal competitive bidding process, designed to prevent waste & corruption in federal contracts www.propublica.org/article/kris...
Noem has starred in a sprawling ad campaign she’s said is a crucial tool to stem illegal immigration—so crucial that DHS bypassed the normal competitive bidding process, designed to prevent waste & corruption in federal contracts www.propublica.org/article/kris...
November 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Not a concern to be found.
I never want to be able to fully understand how these people can lie so easily.
KARL: The president claims that Thanksgiving costs are down 25%. Does he know that's not true?
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
HASSETT: Well if you look at Walmart--
KARL: Wait a minute. I've gotta stop you. The Walmart package this year contains much less than the one last year. That's why the price is less.
November 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I never want to be able to fully understand how these people can lie so easily.
Meanwhile in Maine, Asplundh continues to prove they’ll indiscriminately cut down anything in their path. Unless it’s that tree branch that’s been hanging an inch from the power lines for the last 5+ years.
#Maine
#Thewaylifeshouldbe
#Maine
#Thewaylifeshouldbe
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Meanwhile in Maine, Asplundh continues to prove they’ll indiscriminately cut down anything in their path. Unless it’s that tree branch that’s been hanging an inch from the power lines for the last 5+ years.
#Maine
#Thewaylifeshouldbe
#Maine
#Thewaylifeshouldbe
An excellent rule to live by
Follow The 2 Rogers Rule:
If neither Steve nor Fred would do it, you shouldn't either.
Protect your team. Be a good neighbor. Punch a Nazi. All are great examples of World Kindness Day.
If neither Steve nor Fred would do it, you shouldn't either.
Protect your team. Be a good neighbor. Punch a Nazi. All are great examples of World Kindness Day.
November 13, 2025 at 5:47 PM
An excellent rule to live by