Simon
@simben.bsky.social
Castmember of Teenagers With Attitude, general all-around guy, he/him. Opinions are mine.
Angry White Boy Polka is really the one that’s the most in the sweet spot of recognizable hits I remember from my youth and definitely the one I’ll probably keep most enjoying
December 26, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Angry White Boy Polka is really the one that’s the most in the sweet spot of recognizable hits I remember from my youth and definitely the one I’ll probably keep most enjoying
I am betrayed.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WE ARE ALIVE AND. Zack, Emily, @mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social, and @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social talk about famously horrible movie Foodfight! as part of our annual tradition and it is far, far worse than we ever imagined!
Merry Xmas y'all!
www.audioentropy.com/twa/2025/12/...
WE ARE ALIVE AND. Zack, Emily, @mikelovesrabbit.bsky.social, and @ssjspeedracer.bsky.social talk about famously horrible movie Foodfight! as part of our annual tradition and it is far, far worse than we ever imagined!
Merry Xmas y'all!
www.audioentropy.com/twa/2025/12/...
Bonus(?) Episode 75 - Simon's Christmas Gift To You All — Audio Entropy
www.audioentropy.com
December 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I am betrayed.
And the award for best use of a magnetic phone case in a prestige TV series goes to
December 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
And the award for best use of a magnetic phone case in a prestige TV series goes to
The bug community, after learning that humans have unlocked the ability to fly: we’re getting killed out there man, we have to lock our messaging down, get the upper hand back.
December 23, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The bug community, after learning that humans have unlocked the ability to fly: we’re getting killed out there man, we have to lock our messaging down, get the upper hand back.
“We can do it. We can make a Layton even worse than Mystery Journey.”
Level-5's CEO claims that 80-90% of game coding is written by AI now.
The studio has disclosed that they extensively use AI, from everything from game code, assets, and character idea, dialogue, and narrative, which is then refined by humans.
(Read more at Automaton)
The studio has disclosed that they extensively use AI, from everything from game code, assets, and character idea, dialogue, and narrative, which is then refined by humans.
(Read more at Automaton)
December 23, 2025 at 4:56 PM
“We can do it. We can make a Layton even worse than Mystery Journey.”
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“based based based” thought bubble meme about Mad Stan from Batman Beyond
December 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
“based based based” thought bubble meme about Mad Stan from Batman Beyond
Hello Lego, my Riker is defective, I can’t stretch his legs weirdly apart to make him sit down
December 23, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Hello Lego, my Riker is defective, I can’t stretch his legs weirdly apart to make him sit down
Boy I can't wait for another round of Trump deciding Carney personally had Global air the segment and deciding to slap tariffs on us again or for the first time or ever until he forgets in two days
December 22, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Boy I can't wait for another round of Trump deciding Carney personally had Global air the segment and deciding to slap tariffs on us again or for the first time or ever until he forgets in two days
Dan says 11 like three times, and the Jason says 11 to make fun of him
Truly a holiday classic, I just watched it with my family
Truly a holiday classic, I just watched it with my family
December 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Dan says 11 like three times, and the Jason says 11 to make fun of him
Truly a holiday classic, I just watched it with my family
Truly a holiday classic, I just watched it with my family
Sorry/delighted to report that the Desmond and Penny plotline hits even harder after over a decade of getting older
December 20, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Sorry/delighted to report that the Desmond and Penny plotline hits even harder after over a decade of getting older
yay there he is, wesley’s here everyone
December 19, 2025 at 3:20 PM
yay there he is, wesley’s here everyone
Reposted by Simon
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
The Curse (2023)
Number 611: Wet Bathroom Chicken, instead of washing your hands after using the toilet use Wet Bathroom Chicken to make your immune system stronger in an all-natural way
December 17, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The Curse (2023)
Billionaires truly are miserable little fuckups. Can get absolutely everything they want in the whole world but absolutely nobody will ever love them.
December 17, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Billionaires truly are miserable little fuckups. Can get absolutely everything they want in the whole world but absolutely nobody will ever love them.
Reposted by Simon
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
December 16, 2025 at 1:53 AM
No one’s rich like Gaston
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
That’s the pitch for “Gaston”
No one’s complex and tragic yet kitsch like Gaston
He’s a circle that begs to be squared
It’s a tentpole, a four-quadrant hit
Yes his backstory’s moving and layered
And it’s starring a CGI de-aged Brad Pitt
Reposted by Simon
I worked at a video store in 2002 and I once had an irate customer ask me for the “second half of Lord of the Rings”
Yeah he had both tapes. Had watched both. But he was missing the second half because they hadn’t got to Mordor or anything
Yeah he had both tapes. Had watched both. But he was missing the second half because they hadn’t got to Mordor or anything
to this day I doggedly try to believe this sign is a bit, because I can't understand going to bed and having dreams and waking up in the morning while also requiring this kind of pre-explanation for a star wars installment
it's a lot easier to understand the visceral hate for The Last Jedi when you understand the average adult star wars fan needs things like this when engaging with art
December 15, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I worked at a video store in 2002 and I once had an irate customer ask me for the “second half of Lord of the Rings”
Yeah he had both tapes. Had watched both. But he was missing the second half because they hadn’t got to Mordor or anything
Yeah he had both tapes. Had watched both. But he was missing the second half because they hadn’t got to Mordor or anything
Stabbed by their own son, fucking horrific. Speechless.
December 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Stabbed by their own son, fucking horrific. Speechless.
Reposted by Simon
The Virgin Mary and the Chad Joseph
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The Virgin Mary and the Chad Joseph
Martin Sandwich should've had the memetic staying power of We Still Don't Know Sephiroth. Dropped the ball on that one.
December 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Martin Sandwich should've had the memetic staying power of We Still Don't Know Sephiroth. Dropped the ball on that one.
So Nemesis kept coming back after everything you threw at him in RE3, and the game ends with him being dissolved in "kill everything organic" acid, after which he comes back, then you reduce him to slop via railgun, and then he gets nuked along with the city
what if he comes back in RE9
what if he comes back in RE9
December 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
So Nemesis kept coming back after everything you threw at him in RE3, and the game ends with him being dissolved in "kill everything organic" acid, after which he comes back, then you reduce him to slop via railgun, and then he gets nuked along with the city
what if he comes back in RE9
what if he comes back in RE9
We’ll see how many bags I can do before this tray gets too small
December 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
We’ll see how many bags I can do before this tray gets too small
This set truly lets you roleplay as Jean-Luc Picard, because step 1: Beverly
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
This set truly lets you roleplay as Jean-Luc Picard, because step 1: Beverly
God damn it I read Rob Reiner died but only then read he and his wife got stabbed
What the fuck, man
What the fuck, man
December 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
God damn it I read Rob Reiner died but only then read he and his wife got stabbed
What the fuck, man
What the fuck, man