Suze
@simonesays.bsky.social
A Leo specializing in reality tv, wine and being dramatic.
I always pick the wrong line when I get gas at Costco 😅
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I always pick the wrong line when I get gas at Costco 😅
Let me watch The Traitors before it get spoiled for me
January 17, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Let me watch The Traitors before it get spoiled for me
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“No.” - the office
Former first lady Michelle Obama will not attend Donald Trump's inauguration next week, her office said, without providing an explanation for her decision. cnn.it/40f2sH8
Michelle Obama to skip Trump inauguration | CNN Politics
Former first lady Michelle Obama will not attend Donald Trump’s inauguration next week, her office said Tuesday, without providing an explanation for her decision.
cnn.it
January 14, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“No.” - the office
I’m glad to see Doechii finally getting her flowers
January 4, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m glad to see Doechii finally getting her flowers
Next year I want to be on a beach for new years
December 31, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Next year I want to be on a beach for new years
I rearranged my living room and it looks so much better 🤗
December 27, 2024 at 4:36 PM
I rearranged my living room and it looks so much better 🤗
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Beyoncé is just *wipes tears*
December 25, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Beyoncé is just *wipes tears*
I can’t wait to see what Beyoncé does on Wednesday. Like I actually feel like a kid on Christmas this year 😅
December 22, 2024 at 11:41 PM
I can’t wait to see what Beyoncé does on Wednesday. Like I actually feel like a kid on Christmas this year 😅
Salt Lake City Housewives is perfection. The ladies are WORKING this season 😂
December 21, 2024 at 2:48 AM
Salt Lake City Housewives is perfection. The ladies are WORKING this season 😂
Wow. A concept
if i was a billionaire i wouldn’t be worried about politics. i would instead be paying my favorite artists to perform in one concert for me in the order of my favorite playlist.
December 21, 2024 at 1:41 AM
Wow. A concept
If everyone is too good for Coach, how come the bag I want is always sold out?? 🧐
December 18, 2024 at 1:34 PM
If everyone is too good for Coach, how come the bag I want is always sold out?? 🧐
A Honda Pilot will run you off the road with the kids smiling at you in the window
December 10, 2024 at 1:11 PM
A Honda Pilot will run you off the road with the kids smiling at you in the window
I want a mini dachshund soo badly 😫
December 9, 2024 at 11:30 PM
I want a mini dachshund soo badly 😫
The way I fell asleep after one mimosa earlier
December 7, 2024 at 9:27 PM
The way I fell asleep after one mimosa earlier
90 Day Fiancé is such a guilty pleasure. Like…how is this real life
December 4, 2024 at 3:18 AM
90 Day Fiancé is such a guilty pleasure. Like…how is this real life
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I honestly can’t go too long without cracking a joke or laughing.
Life’s too short.
Life’s too short.
December 3, 2024 at 12:33 AM
I honestly can’t go too long without cracking a joke or laughing.
Life’s too short.
Life’s too short.
I am not above a little birthday cake remix
Who is keeping Cold Stone Creamery in business
December 3, 2024 at 12:23 AM
I am not above a little birthday cake remix
I’m not ashamed to say I still like my planner/paper calendar 😅
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I’m not ashamed to say I still like my planner/paper calendar 😅
If I don’t put something in my reminders or on my calendar, there’s no way in hell I’m going to remember
December 2, 2024 at 11:09 PM
If I don’t put something in my reminders or on my calendar, there’s no way in hell I’m going to remember
Now why’d I wake up with a damn migraine
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Now why’d I wake up with a damn migraine
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Yall gotta learn in the off season; can't be wanting to learn during high holiday! This PROS ONLY SEASON! 😤🤣
November 28, 2024 at 1:34 PM
Yall gotta learn in the off season; can't be wanting to learn during high holiday! This PROS ONLY SEASON! 😤🤣
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30% off is NOT enough of a sale! I want 40,50,60!!!
November 27, 2024 at 10:45 PM
30% off is NOT enough of a sale! I want 40,50,60!!!
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yall spend a lot of time going back and forth about things you supposedly don’t care about. how does that work?
November 27, 2024 at 10:52 PM
yall spend a lot of time going back and forth about things you supposedly don’t care about. how does that work?