Simon Groth
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Curious writer. ‘Heartwarmingly blunt.’ New book ‘Ephemeral City’ is available now. Stories and ephemera published in a box that can be read in any order you like. simongroth.com
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An elaborately constructed book in a box filled with stories and ephemera? In this economy? Fear not. @tinyowlworkshop.bsky.social has discounted the boxed edition of Ephemeral City to A$45 (pp) for a limited time. If you’ve been on the fence, now's your chance. www.simongroth.com/shop/ephemer...
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The final scene of the story Battle takes place in the heart of the city as spontaneous celebrations break out at news that the war is over. At one point, a group of women break into the song ‘Wonder When My Baby’s Coming Home’, a detail lifted directly from contemporary reports.
Wonder When My Baby's Coming Home ~ Jimmy Dorsey & Orchestra (1942)
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Never forget that Australia went to war with emus in 1932 and the emus won
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For most of that night they would have jitterbugged to hot jazz, but I chose to fast forward to the end of the night. I was surprised to find this song by Thelonius Monk was a hit in Australia and I can picture Frank and Margaret in each other’s arms with this playing as the place winds down.
'Round Midnight - Thelonious Monk (1947)
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Scenes from the story Battle take place at the Trocadero, a dance hall frequented by Australian and American military stationed in Brisbane in 1942. There we find my characters Frank and Margaret falling for each other as they dance awkwardly together.
The Trocadero Dansant Dancehall on Melbourne Street, South Brisbane, probably late 1920s. Don’t look for it; it’s not there anymore. A rare view at the Troc’s interior looking back from the stage. A huge class of debutantes and officials occupy the dancefloor in rows while the shadows of onlookers can be seen in the balconies.
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Back in the day people used to have a slide at the end of their presentations saying "and that's how the brain works" as an inside joke about Hinton since he was known to talk confidently out of his ass.

Now, the Nobel committee brought this upon us like they give the peace prize to genociders.
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anyway, here is 2024 Nobel Prize in Physics winner Geoffrey Hinton discussing what we know about large AI models on 60 Minutes.
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I was reading about how the keyboard was a heavily modified clavioline, a bit of one off sound.
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On a personal note, this is one of the songs my dad transferred to tape from his old 45s. Those tapes—stacked with hits and obscurities from the late 50s and early 60s—were the inescapable sound of my childhood weekends.
A Panasonic portable tape player with built in mono speaker.
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The story Heavens is set in mid-1961 in the shadow of the space race and anti-communist paranoia. This song is a massive hit from that year, complete with a spacey-toned keyboard solo, anticipating by more than a year the more overtly spacey ‘Telstar’ by the Tornadoes.
Runaway
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You’ve got it. My copy of Wreck this Book is so tightly bound it is in fact hard to wreck. And I’m realising in real time the hypocrisy of saying that when I did this to my own book. 🤔
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My book Ephemeral City is a box of stories and ephemera that can be read in any order. It’s also published in paperback for the normies, though with a little effort, that too can be read in any order.
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Keri Smith's books are fun, but it's frustrating publishers keep using perfect binding for them.
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One (not sweary) expression that's so cliché (but that I actually sometimes use) is "mad as a cut snake".
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"Stop grabbing my dick/balls/cunt" is not an expression here as far as I know, but I've no doubt if you said it you would be completely understood.
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This conversation is getting more hilarious with each post. I was thinking about an expression like "Cheers, cunt" for "thank you" which would be beyond insulting in the US and probably UK too, but *in the right context* is actually affectionate in Aus...
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And yes, I always approach the machine with a healthy dose of scepticism.
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¡Me encanta! 😂 Los huevos was one I did know and love that Spanish has a very Australian sensibility of liberally throwing (linguistically) genitalia into its expressions.
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Although, my instinct for what it meant was completely correct, so... (Aunque, mi instinto para lo que significaba era completamente correcto, así que...)
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Learn a new language, they said. It'll be good for you, they said. (Aprende un nuevo idioma, dijeron. Será bueno para ti, dijeron.)
A screenshot translating a post from Spanish to English: "I'm up to the dick." Clearly an expression with which I am unfamiliar.
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For the story Sixpence, we jump back to 1930 and follow a group of six siblings as they walk through Paddington to South Brisbane for a lottery draw. The sound of Fred Waring and the Pennsylvanians would likely have accompanied them on their journey, playing on radios from pubs and front rooms.
Fred Waring & The Pennsylvanians - Little White Lies 1930 Clare Hanlon
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Any questions you have are clearly answered by the pie.
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I made a great big fuck off pie.
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Later in the story, that same model car is roaring up the arch of the Gateway Bridge, ready to take flight. This song captures the mood in the car’s interior and the growl under its bonnet.
Everybody's Getting A Three Piece Together
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AI is ineffective. It's just the latest ✨shiny✨ excuse for layoffs and exploration. In short, it's yet another tool for the rich to oppress workers.
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I haven’t been this excited for a bubble to burst since I was a toddler.
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MIT’s NANDA initiative found that 95% of generative AI deployments fail after interviewing 150 execs, surveying 350 workers, and analyzing 300 projects. The real “productivity gains” seem to come from layoffs and squeezing more work from fewer people not AI.