Simon
@simonjdickie.bsky.social
Music dork. Complimenter. Ally. Torontonian. My wife Liz is the funny one.
These Triscuits taste funny.
December 29, 2025 at 3:33 AM
These Triscuits taste funny.
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
December 24, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Just what everyone needs for Christmas: Another billionaire.
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Happy 10th anniversary to my wife, @superliz.bsky.social!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
Time flies when you’re having fun!
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I lost my dad this morning. I got to tell him I loved him over a video call yesterday, and my brother was able to see him in person later in the day. I will be okay. Hug your loved ones, friends. ❤️
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
December 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
"The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.”
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
This is great, because bustin’ makes me feel good.
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
December 18, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can someone please fact-check this fucking guy?
Any birders out there?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
December 17, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Any birders out there?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
This hawk showed up on the roof of the building across the street from my office today. We think it’s the same one we saw in the same spot in the summertime. My team lead named him Robert. My best guess is Eastern red-tailed hawk (Buteo jamaicensis borealis) Thoughts?
“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”
December 16, 2025 at 5:31 AM
“Decency isn’t here, Mrs. Torrance.”
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
December 15, 2025 at 12:53 AM
If you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.
December 11, 2025 at 10:31 PM
People who block the outside seat on busy subway trains suck.
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
It’s Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
It’s Saturday!
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
Post a cartoon TV series you love.
So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
So long, Steve Cropper. Thank you for all the sweet soul.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
Pink Martini
The Grateful Dead
The English Beat
Bachman/Cummings
The Allman Brothers
Pink Martini
The Grateful Dead
The English Beat
Bachman/Cummings
The Allman Brothers
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
The Grateful Dead (w Jerry!)
Willie Nelson
Miranda Lambert
Prince
CMAT
The Grateful Dead (w Jerry!)
Willie Nelson
Miranda Lambert
Prince
CMAT
Introduce yourself with five concerts youve seen —
Whitney Houston
Weird Al and the Monkees
Club MTV tour feat. Bel Biv Devoe & C&C Music Factory
Fiona Apple
The Mountain Goats
Whitney Houston
Weird Al and the Monkees
Club MTV tour feat. Bel Biv Devoe & C&C Music Factory
Fiona Apple
The Mountain Goats
November 27, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen —
Pink Martini
The Grateful Dead
The English Beat
Bachman/Cummings
The Allman Brothers
Pink Martini
The Grateful Dead
The English Beat
Bachman/Cummings
The Allman Brothers
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
November 26, 2025 at 6:22 PM
What’s a movie you’ve seen a dozen times and will never get tired of? 🎥
If you see this, post a monster 👿
November 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
If you see this, post a monster 👿
“Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.”
Well, Charlie Brown, have the lambs stopped screaming?
How does it feel to find a stranger in the Alps, Charlie Brown?
November 25, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Nobody puts Charlie Brown in a corner.”
Rest well, Jimmy Cliff.
Thank you for the music.
Thank you for the music.
November 24, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Rest well, Jimmy Cliff.
Thank you for the music.
Thank you for the music.
“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”
November 23, 2025 at 2:48 AM
“When you were young and your heart was an open book…”
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
November 9, 2025 at 3:37 AM
If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it.
Wow. What a game. What a series. What a season. Congratulations, Dodgers.
@ericaragon.bsky.social
@ericaragon.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Wow. What a game. What a series. What a season. Congratulations, Dodgers.
@ericaragon.bsky.social
@ericaragon.bsky.social
Ok, Blue Jays. Let’s play ball.
November 2, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Ok, Blue Jays. Let’s play ball.