the guy at mcdonalds shouted out my full order instead of shouting out the order number like he had for everyone else and i THINK i know why

why do my new headphones look so scared? who hurt you babe

I personally treat mine with chocolate (including literally right now) but i vote you get the cake and put a candle on it

not a star wars guy but i do have this t shirt that's a longtime fave

mods are asleep, post your dream car

no. leave me alone

repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for

simon can have an extra strong americano and three chocolate cannolis, as a treat

cider vinegar with a teaspoon of sugar and a squirt of fairy liquid, covered with some cling film with holes poked in it works *wonders*. this was after about two hours. did it consecutively for three days and boom, all gone

come ye and worship the squirrel god #nofilter

i made chicken tinga tacos for dinner and they cured my depression

my first "skeet"