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Who, me?
sad boobs :(
October 28, 2023 at 3:08 PM
oh fo sho'?
October 21, 2023 at 1:12 AM
my third-ever internet username was dayvan cowboy (you could torture me for a million years and i'd never reveal the first two)
October 19, 2023 at 2:27 AM
harsh
October 17, 2023 at 2:55 AM
why such a small amount of garlic?
October 15, 2023 at 6:17 PM
oh there's always other supermarkets richard
October 15, 2023 at 6:09 PM
ok i think my joke about using twice as much garlic as a recipe calls for may have been lost a bit here...
October 15, 2023 at 6:05 PM
don't think i'll make that. can't imagine having to peel 80 cloves of garlic
October 15, 2023 at 5:55 PM
i remember as a kid people talked about children of the corn like it some horrifying abomination that was so scary it would change you as a person. went to a screening this year and it got more laughs than barbie.

saw threads in a former nuclear missile silo. now *that* was scary
October 15, 2023 at 5:20 PM
retire
October 14, 2023 at 1:31 AM
I personally treat mine with chocolate (including literally right now) but i vote you get the cake and put a candle on it
October 11, 2023 at 6:41 PM
o'keefe's, presumably
October 11, 2023 at 4:54 AM
as long as they only integrate away messages. if they integrated AIM to the point any weirdo could instant message me i would be gone faster than you can say AFK BRB
October 10, 2023 at 11:26 PM
the more someone is deep into that stuff, the worse the vibes they always end up giving off
October 10, 2023 at 11:17 PM