the guy at mcdonalds shouted out my full order instead of shouting out the order number like he had for everyone else and i THINK i know why
November 13, 2024 at 6:20 PM
the guy at mcdonalds shouted out my full order instead of shouting out the order number like he had for everyone else and i THINK i know why
why do my new headphones look so scared? who hurt you babe
January 19, 2024 at 8:32 PM
why do my new headphones look so scared? who hurt you babe
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does anyone have a headache cure that doesn't involve painkillers, drinking water, or any movement whatsoever? if so, send it my way please and thank you
October 28, 2023 at 4:00 PM
does anyone have a headache cure that doesn't involve painkillers, drinking water, or any movement whatsoever? if so, send it my way please and thank you
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"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
May 21, 2023 at 5:41 PM
"Hey nerd, who brings a friggin book to a bar?"
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
*my eyes narrow as I close my worn copy of Advanced Techniques for Winning Barroom Brawls*
i can't believe they got that cute grandpa from tiktok to be in killers of the flower moon
October 21, 2023 at 1:12 AM
i can't believe they got that cute grandpa from tiktok to be in killers of the flower moon
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*Israel bombs a hospital*
NYT: meet the American leftist college kid who refuses to condemn Hamas
NYT: meet the American leftist college kid who refuses to condemn Hamas
October 17, 2023 at 8:05 PM
*Israel bombs a hospital*
NYT: meet the American leftist college kid who refuses to condemn Hamas
NYT: meet the American leftist college kid who refuses to condemn Hamas
this is a really weird thing to read while two episodes into spontaneously watching the chernobyl miniseries #spooky
guys be like “i know a spot” and it’s chernobyl
October 15, 2023 at 8:58 PM
this is a really weird thing to read while two episodes into spontaneously watching the chernobyl miniseries #spooky
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Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
September 22, 2023 at 11:22 PM
Fuck this hustle-culture bullshit. When I’m a skeleton I’m not doing a goddamn thing
it does not matter how many different movies, tv shows or adverts use the song connection by elastica, that song will forever and always be trigger happy tv
October 10, 2023 at 9:05 PM
it does not matter how many different movies, tv shows or adverts use the song connection by elastica, that song will forever and always be trigger happy tv
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has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
October 4, 2023 at 11:23 PM
has anyone seen my sharp rock? i left it in the river for 100 years for safe keeping and now i can't find it. its many uneven edges have sentimental significance
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i hate sucker MCs. they make me so upset.
October 9, 2023 at 3:16 AM
i hate sucker MCs. they make me so upset.
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whenever people use “late-stage capitalism” i have to resist the urge to note that no less than Lenin believed he was living in “late-stage capitalism” at the start of the 20th century
October 9, 2023 at 10:37 PM
whenever people use “late-stage capitalism” i have to resist the urge to note that no less than Lenin believed he was living in “late-stage capitalism” at the start of the 20th century
mods are asleep, post your dream car
October 9, 2023 at 10:25 PM
mods are asleep, post your dream car
let's go with "sexy indelicate medication side effects"
Your middle-aged Halloween costume is sexy + the thing currently causing you most pain
I’m going as sexy lower back sprain.
I’m going as sexy lower back sprain.
October 9, 2023 at 10:21 PM
let's go with "sexy indelicate medication side effects"
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welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
October 4, 2023 at 10:56 PM
welcome to the jungle we got lots of trees we got all the poison snakes and a bunch of chimpanzees
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
September 26, 2023 at 11:51 PM
repost with a pic you have saved that you haven't found a use for
simon can have an extra strong americano and three chocolate cannolis, as a treat
September 19, 2023 at 5:24 PM
simon can have an extra strong americano and three chocolate cannolis, as a treat
the medication i'm on has caused my eyebrows to grow back which means i have a face again
September 15, 2023 at 3:27 PM
the medication i'm on has caused my eyebrows to grow back which means i have a face again
come ye and worship the squirrel god #nofilter
September 7, 2023 at 4:04 PM
come ye and worship the squirrel god #nofilter
i made chicken tinga tacos for dinner and they cured my depression
September 2, 2023 at 8:42 PM
i made chicken tinga tacos for dinner and they cured my depression