If I want to sound with a stick of Pocky, it's my right to do so
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If I want to sound with a stick of Pocky, it's my right to do so
don't eat the bug
December 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
don't eat the bug
Should have parried the alcohol poisoning
December 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Should have parried the alcohol poisoning
I may piss in your coffee and defecate on your desk when you're not looking.
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I may piss in your coffee and defecate on your desk when you're not looking.
cat sumo; black one is so honch that tabby couldn't move them and got intimidated
December 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
cat sumo; black one is so honch that tabby couldn't move them and got intimidated
inshallah funny internet raccoon man 🙏
December 9, 2025 at 4:18 PM
inshallah funny internet raccoon man 🙏
I think that's just evidence he didn't write this 👀
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I think that's just evidence he didn't write this 👀
You know I be tootin'
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
You know I be tootin'
he'll be a toasty golden brown at this rate
December 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
he'll be a toasty golden brown at this rate
you strike me as a seltzer guy
December 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
you strike me as a seltzer guy
Cold is just feeling leaving the body
December 8, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Cold is just feeling leaving the body
well...
'tis the season
'tis the season
December 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
well...
'tis the season
'tis the season
at the very least, I think we can all agree that it is 100% unprompted and I am completely innocent in all respects
December 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
at the very least, I think we can all agree that it is 100% unprompted and I am completely innocent in all respects
"would you still love me if-" YES!!!!!
December 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"would you still love me if-" YES!!!!!
hamsters are little bastards ive never known one to not bite
rats are little sweeties who have no sense of personal space and will gladly explore your ears, nose, and mouth looking for treats
rats are little sweeties who have no sense of personal space and will gladly explore your ears, nose, and mouth looking for treats
December 8, 2025 at 3:05 AM
hamsters are little bastards ive never known one to not bite
rats are little sweeties who have no sense of personal space and will gladly explore your ears, nose, and mouth looking for treats
rats are little sweeties who have no sense of personal space and will gladly explore your ears, nose, and mouth looking for treats
I just know you can't be trusted around a rock with slime on it
December 7, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I just know you can't be trusted around a rock with slime on it
