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Ol' Simpkin
@simpkin.bsky.social
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2h
buddy, they won't even let ME fuck the mailbox
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2h
guess it wasn't wabbit season after all
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2h
halp... my peenor... it's so spicy...
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5h
straight jorpin' it
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 11h
Now that's a good hog
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 22h
He's so tall
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 22h
Mulder from the X-Files receiving a text on a Nokia brick from Skinner that reads "IMMA SUCK THAT SPOOKY DICK ! !"
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 22h
keep posting cat pics i will Like every single one
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 1d
girl*

* friend
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 1d
[through gritted teeth]

Good morning. 😑
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2d
He's gonna be all over social media bragging about his (largely self-inflicted) battle scars. If they were self aware, they wouldn't be MAGA.
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2d
Sodom & Coomaura
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2d
3-eyed frog goes kinda hard tho
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2d
POV: you are about to be inhaled
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 2d
where is the msm (that I own)
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jimbohill.bsky.social @jimbohill.bsky.social · 3d
All ass, no breaks
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3d
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Trending tab with "Big Dumper" as the top trending phrase.
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"There Are" Bot @diogeneslamp.bsky.social · 4d
Tired: Wokescolding

Wired: Jokescolding
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3d
There's an NPC who collects them that you turn them in to. Pretty sure the titles are made up tho
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3d
How was the installation? I've been tentatively thinking about switching
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3d
Oh hey, I just collected a bunch of these in Promise Mascot Agency
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 3d
that's some Final Destination shit...
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5d
BEEF FAJITA EAT'A
BEEF FAJITA EAT'A
BEEF FAJITA EAT'A
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5d
Neolithic Kei truck
caseyexplosion.bsky.social Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 5d
Of course women don't like the Cybertruck.

Women only want one thing, and it's a vintage Unimog!
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Ol' Simpkin @simpkin.bsky.social · 5d
RFK is literally just that guy from Dr. Strangelove. I can't tell if it's intentional or not.
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