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Ol' Saint Simp
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.just a little guy
I also can't do a pull-up to save my life, but you don't see me banning vaccines over it
December 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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They're using the confinement box, one of the most horrific methods of CIA torture in the post-9/11 black sites, against migrants now. This is the direct result of the lack of consequences for the architects of the torture program. Either there will be criminal penalties for this or it will expand.
Torture Techniques from CIA Black Sites Were Used at Alligator Alcatraz
Amnesty International, interviewing migrant detainees, identifies use of the confinement box. There can be no denying it is a torture prison
www.forever-wars.com
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
so is it good or bad if she frequently says she wants to kill you?
December 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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it’s not the only reason to join your local DSA chapter but it is fun to call other people Comrade
December 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
AI slop that's anti-Trump is still AI slop.
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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Both sides of a conflict are calling each other evil and corrupt, rendering me, a humble journalist, helpless to discern the truth. Best I can do is let you know that both sides are in fact saying those things. Hope this helps
October 14, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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WERNER HERZOG: naeow.... zhe.... jingle-haupe.... has begaune
December 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Queen shit
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 6, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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First they took someone but I forget because I was yelling fafo online
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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I will cut off my balls and gargle them before I buy discord nitro
December 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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December 24, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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No! No!!!
December 5, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It's actually pissing me off how fun ARC Raiders looks. Wish I had a machine that could run it.
December 4, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Please help my friend if you are able
my wife and i are struggling monetarily, we’ve sold a bunch of stuff but we’re still behind on bills

i literally never ask for help, i hate doing it, but any help you can provide would be so so so appreciated

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December 4, 2025 at 4:32 PM
If your post has more than 2 hashtags, I do not consider you a human.
December 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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THE FUCK DOES CUNO KNOW WHAT A CANTRIP IS

CUNO'S NOT A SORCERER
December 3, 2025 at 5:40 AM
oh, you don't like soup? what do you think is in your belly after you chew up your food and down a glass of water??
December 2, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Big thanks to Elon Musk for being the face of ketamine so that I'm never tempted to try ketamine!
December 1, 2025 at 6:04 AM
tumy horts
November 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Thank you, Discover feed. Never change.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
wearing two bandoliers loaded with bananas
November 29, 2025 at 12:40 AM
In case you were too busy consuming bird yesterday to see this, let me know if you want in on this! Still have 7 codes left!
I got some invite codes for Soulframe: Preludes!

If you follow me and are interested in playing the Soulframe alpha, send me a DM for an invite code (I have 8 left)
November 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM