Cephalopod Empire Appreciator
@sinistermrcream.bsky.social
Leeds-born and raised; adopted by Wilmington.
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
AI is just a way of fancying up lies. He's not interested in anything that isn't about him in some way, so he wouldn't watch it - he'll ask some random shit-weasel to summarize and they will unload two barrels of Trump-pleasing bullshit right into his ear holes.
You don't need AI, just classic liars
You don't need AI, just classic liars
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
AI is just a way of fancying up lies. He's not interested in anything that isn't about him in some way, so he wouldn't watch it - he'll ask some random shit-weasel to summarize and they will unload two barrels of Trump-pleasing bullshit right into his ear holes.
You don't need AI, just classic liars
You don't need AI, just classic liars
Take a journey down their most popular story sidebar and you'll see a collection of right wing garbage and celebrities in swimwear. The move to digital removed its one redeeming feature, that in an emergency you could wipe with it.
January 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Take a journey down their most popular story sidebar and you'll see a collection of right wing garbage and celebrities in swimwear. The move to digital removed its one redeeming feature, that in an emergency you could wipe with it.
Maybe...?
Seems like an interesting risk for something you can probably achieve with sauces.
Seems like an interesting risk for something you can probably achieve with sauces.
January 8, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Maybe...?
Seems like an interesting risk for something you can probably achieve with sauces.
Seems like an interesting risk for something you can probably achieve with sauces.
So... it's an oven with AI. But the AI can't actually prep the food, so the labor intensive part is still human, while the cooking part happens without human intervention...
...
...like any other oven.
This is hell, right?
...
...like any other oven.
This is hell, right?
January 8, 2026 at 9:07 AM
So... it's an oven with AI. But the AI can't actually prep the food, so the labor intensive part is still human, while the cooking part happens without human intervention...
...
...like any other oven.
This is hell, right?
...
...like any other oven.
This is hell, right?
In a world of Juiceros, be a Brisk It.
Or Nugg It.
Bisk It.
...
I can't think of many foods that end with a phonetic "it"...
Or Nugg It.
Bisk It.
...
I can't think of many foods that end with a phonetic "it"...
January 8, 2026 at 9:02 AM
In a world of Juiceros, be a Brisk It.
Or Nugg It.
Bisk It.
...
I can't think of many foods that end with a phonetic "it"...
Or Nugg It.
Bisk It.
...
I can't think of many foods that end with a phonetic "it"...
What was the point of doing all that? It basically disappeared while frying and then it was marinated, presumably destroying and subtle flavors left by the mold...
I must be missing something.
I must be missing something.
January 8, 2026 at 8:54 AM
What was the point of doing all that? It basically disappeared while frying and then it was marinated, presumably destroying and subtle flavors left by the mold...
I must be missing something.
I must be missing something.
Strong agree. I love a professional (lawyer, CPA, GP, etc) who will tell you "you can ignore all this" and boil it down to the essentials. Legal documents are scary, but they see the same basic content multiple times a day. Plus they have insurance and professional bodies if things go wrong.
January 8, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Strong agree. I love a professional (lawyer, CPA, GP, etc) who will tell you "you can ignore all this" and boil it down to the essentials. Legal documents are scary, but they see the same basic content multiple times a day. Plus they have insurance and professional bodies if things go wrong.
This is Bari Weis 101: when the real news is bad for your position, distract with pointless content.
January 8, 2026 at 8:48 AM
This is Bari Weis 101: when the real news is bad for your position, distract with pointless content.
*Nods while looking sadly at Jayden Daniels*
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
*Nods while looking sadly at Jayden Daniels*
Andy Reid leaving the eagles comes to mind. Reid got his deserved super bowl (and some extras) and the eagles went on to win their own.
Sometimes shaking things up has a positive impact on everyone involved.
Sometimes shaking things up has a positive impact on everyone involved.
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Andy Reid leaving the eagles comes to mind. Reid got his deserved super bowl (and some extras) and the eagles went on to win their own.
Sometimes shaking things up has a positive impact on everyone involved.
Sometimes shaking things up has a positive impact on everyone involved.
Wish I hadn't picked Wookey Hole, now
January 7, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Wish I hadn't picked Wookey Hole, now
I'm hoping that "probably" is there to avoid libel issues, because it doesn't need to be there for reality-based reasons.
January 6, 2026 at 9:12 PM
I'm hoping that "probably" is there to avoid libel issues, because it doesn't need to be there for reality-based reasons.
It's got to be burning trash, though. The level of bad down there requires active badness - you can't get this caliber of crap from boring, static trash.
January 4, 2026 at 10:36 PM
It's got to be burning trash, though. The level of bad down there requires active badness - you can't get this caliber of crap from boring, static trash.
Yeah but Garrett is doing it while on the browns. They were both playing with a handicap.
January 4, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Yeah but Garrett is doing it while on the browns. They were both playing with a handicap.
The heroes of a good-not-great universe will briefly pass through this clown show universe to highlight how extreme a few simple choices can be.
January 4, 2026 at 5:34 PM
The heroes of a good-not-great universe will briefly pass through this clown show universe to highlight how extreme a few simple choices can be.
The entire GOP has gone increasingly insane. Sliwa remains as crazy as he ever was, so they've marched past him and continued on into new and nuttier lands. Time has made him seem reasonable.
January 2, 2026 at 5:32 AM
The entire GOP has gone increasingly insane. Sliwa remains as crazy as he ever was, so they've marched past him and continued on into new and nuttier lands. Time has made him seem reasonable.
He really should.
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
He really should.
Our president is a healthy 190lbs with 10% body fat! I've got the flag where he's riding a bald eagle and toting two machine guns, which I can only assume is painted from real life, and he's muscly in that.
January 1, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Our president is a healthy 190lbs with 10% body fat! I've got the flag where he's riding a bald eagle and toting two machine guns, which I can only assume is painted from real life, and he's muscly in that.
"I've scaled the highest mountains in New Jersey!"
a group of people standing on top of a grass covered hill with the words wait for me below them
ALT: a group of people standing on top of a grass covered hill with the words wait for me below them
media.tenor.com
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
"I've scaled the highest mountains in New Jersey!"
Like toe socks but thicker between the toes. Also, they feel "off" if you have something like a second toe that's longer than the big toe.
Barefoot shoes are nicer. For walking, I'd rather use a pair of Bedrock Cairn sandals. It's not like the five fingers offer a lot of warmth.
Barefoot shoes are nicer. For walking, I'd rather use a pair of Bedrock Cairn sandals. It's not like the five fingers offer a lot of warmth.
December 31, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Like toe socks but thicker between the toes. Also, they feel "off" if you have something like a second toe that's longer than the big toe.
Barefoot shoes are nicer. For walking, I'd rather use a pair of Bedrock Cairn sandals. It's not like the five fingers offer a lot of warmth.
Barefoot shoes are nicer. For walking, I'd rather use a pair of Bedrock Cairn sandals. It's not like the five fingers offer a lot of warmth.
The most gratitude I've ever felt was saying I would deal with the aftermath of a car seat blowout.
Dealing with literal shit is something Dads should be doing.
Dealing with literal shit is something Dads should be doing.
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The most gratitude I've ever felt was saying I would deal with the aftermath of a car seat blowout.
Dealing with literal shit is something Dads should be doing.
Dealing with literal shit is something Dads should be doing.