Cephalopod Empire Appreciator
@sinistermrcream.bsky.social
Leeds-born and raised; adopted by Wilmington.
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
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There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
There was no happy ending for Patriots' owner Robert Kraft today.
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February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
My gaming opinion most likely to cause a debate is that Grand Theft Auto 2 is the best GTA and should have been the basis for any 2D implementations.
February 2, 2026 at 6:30 PM
My gaming opinion most likely to cause a debate is that Grand Theft Auto 2 is the best GTA and should have been the basis for any 2D implementations.
*translation: Musk bullshits his way through another earnings call attended by people so cult-like in their adoration that they brought their own Kool-Aid cups, just in case.
ICYMI: Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy
Tesla revenue falls for first time as Musk bets big on robots and autonomy
Elon thinks taxis and androids will succeed where car sales are stalling
Tesla reported 2025 revenue of $94.8 billion, down 3 percent year-on-year and marking the first annual revenue decline since the electric car maker began publishing financial results in 2010.…
dlvr.it
January 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
*translation: Musk bullshits his way through another earnings call attended by people so cult-like in their adoration that they brought their own Kool-Aid cups, just in case.
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Free ad campaign for the Superbowl: brand runs ad 1 declaring that all donations to immigrant-supporting charities made before ad 2 will be matched 100%. Then 20 seconds of showing donation links. Next ad break, run ad 2.
Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.
Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.
January 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Free ad campaign for the Superbowl: brand runs ad 1 declaring that all donations to immigrant-supporting charities made before ad 2 will be matched 100%. Then 20 seconds of showing donation links. Next ad break, run ad 2.
Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.
Ride the moment, do some good, cheap to produce. You're welcome.
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when both barstool bros and kurt warner are voicing disgust, the outrage at ICE has truly broken containment across a spectrum
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
when both barstool bros and kurt warner are voicing disgust, the outrage at ICE has truly broken containment across a spectrum
Remember, AI has been around for several years now and the most obnoxious shitheads on the entire planet are still selling nebulous benefits. If it fixed real issues, it would sell itself. The smartest people I know talk about how hard it is to determine AI return on investment...
January 24, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Remember, AI has been around for several years now and the most obnoxious shitheads on the entire planet are still selling nebulous benefits. If it fixed real issues, it would sell itself. The smartest people I know talk about how hard it is to determine AI return on investment...
Someone just messaged me an unironic "best of Davos" video and, unless I missed Davos falling into an enormous fissure in the earth and descending into hell, while a thousand trumpets herald the event from the skies above, I think it will disappoint me.
January 24, 2026 at 1:55 PM
Someone just messaged me an unironic "best of Davos" video and, unless I missed Davos falling into an enormous fissure in the earth and descending into hell, while a thousand trumpets herald the event from the skies above, I think it will disappoint me.
Every now and then I'm reminded that Heat exists. Just a magical movie.
January 23, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Every now and then I'm reminded that Heat exists. Just a magical movie.
I want to see an NFL stat that shows all helmet to helmet contacts for players across their career. Not just called penalties, this needs to be any contact. Micro-damage over time.
It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.
It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.
January 23, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I want to see an NFL stat that shows all helmet to helmet contacts for players across their career. Not just called penalties, this needs to be any contact. Micro-damage over time.
It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.
It will take time, but I'll put money on that stat lining up with cte.
Everyone's a resource to the super rich. Eventually you're going to be used up and then you're on your own. Brain damage? Chemical poisons? Life-changing injuries? Good luck with that.
Former NFL and Philadelphia Eagles star Kevin Johnson was found dead near a homeless encampment in Los Angeles, and police have now launched a homicide investigation.
Ex-NFL star dead near homeless encampment as homicide investigation launched
www.themirror.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Everyone's a resource to the super rich. Eventually you're going to be used up and then you're on your own. Brain damage? Chemical poisons? Life-changing injuries? Good luck with that.
Oh boy! The mock drafts are finally being shit out and I, for one, am unreasonably excited to hear the guesswork of a bunch of talking heads. I'm especially pumped for the headlines that make it sound as if these decisions have been made by the actual team and not Joe Schlub
January 21, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Oh boy! The mock drafts are finally being shit out and I, for one, am unreasonably excited to hear the guesswork of a bunch of talking heads. I'm especially pumped for the headlines that make it sound as if these decisions have been made by the actual team and not Joe Schlub
Ok, I'm loving that Milton Williams fleece
January 19, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Ok, I'm loving that Milton Williams fleece
Reminded that the NFL laughably calls the super bowl winners "World Champions". It's not even like the NHL and MLB, where they at least invite Canada to play.
January 19, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Reminded that the NFL laughably calls the super bowl winners "World Champions". It's not even like the NHL and MLB, where they at least invite Canada to play.
I mean... just the wrong take right here
I feel like we watched two totally different plays. I didn't think he had it at all when he was rolling around
January 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I mean... just the wrong take right here
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Dude I have no clue what a catch is in the NFL
January 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Dude I have no clue what a catch is in the NFL
By the transitive property, if I get some presidential letterhead, I will declare myself president.
January 16, 2026 at 5:31 PM
By the transitive property, if I get some presidential letterhead, I will declare myself president.
Someone get this toy presenting a peace prize to Megatron
Transformers Collaborative MLS Soccer Optimus Prime Revealed! #tfw2005 #transformers
Transformers Collaborative MLS Soccer Optimus Prime Revealed!
Via eBay user Transmimi we have our first look at the new Transformers Collaborative MLS Soccer Optimus Prime figure. While we only have images in robot mode, this figure clearly transforms into a soccer ball, featuring Major League Soccer logos and references. Could this be the previously reported “Project Kick” Collaborative codename? Stay tuned with TFW2005 for more updates! See all the mirrored images after the break and then share your impressions on the 2005 Boards!
The post Transformers Collaborative MLS Soccer Optimus Prime Revealed! appeared first on Transformer World 2005 - TFW2005.COM.
news.tfw2005.com
January 16, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Someone get this toy presenting a peace prize to Megatron
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Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Live Updates: Newly Released Records Detail Chaos During Fatal ICE Shooting in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Holy shit.
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
Renee Good was alive when the bystander physician asked to check her pulse. She was alive when ICE refused to let him help. She was alive when they told him “I don’t care.”
www.nytimes.com/live/2026/01...
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Look at this absolute queen
January 16, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Look at this absolute queen
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Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
Massachusetts bakery receiving praise, death threats, over ICE cookies
A Massachusetts bakery is receiving praise and trouble after a recent social media post received quite the response. On Sunday, The Sweet Boutique in East Longmeadow took to social media and you can s...
fallriverreporter.com
January 16, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Oh yeah, Massachusetts is prepping. Apparently this bakery had anti-ice cookies and received death threats. They won't be open their usual hours tomorrow. Not out of fear, out of baked goods. They completely sold out and need to spend tomorrow restocking. fallriverreporter.com/massachusett...
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1. These companies continued to advertise on X as Grok generated nonconsensual sexualized images of kids (and adults).
We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond.
NFL
Shein
NBA
Outback Steakhouse
Burger King
ESPN
(Con't)
We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond.
NFL
Shein
NBA
Outback Steakhouse
Burger King
ESPN
(Con't)
These companies advertised on X as Grok produced sexualized images of kids
At least 37 major companies were advertising on the platform this week, a Popular Information investigation reveals.
popular.info
January 15, 2026 at 6:35 PM
1. These companies continued to advertise on X as Grok generated nonconsensual sexualized images of kids (and adults).
We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond.
NFL
Shein
NBA
Outback Steakhouse
Burger King
ESPN
(Con't)
We contacted all of them for comment. All 37 either declined to comment or did not respond.
NFL
Shein
NBA
Outback Steakhouse
Burger King
ESPN
(Con't)
At some point, you have to ask if winning seasons are worth having no playoff wins in almost a decade.
Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.
Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.
January 13, 2026 at 4:59 AM
At some point, you have to ask if winning seasons are worth having no playoff wins in almost a decade.
Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.
Tomlin is good, but he's not good enough. The Steelers are going to have to burn it down soon and you might as well try new coaching talent at the same time.