Cephalopod Empire Appreciator
@sinistermrcream.bsky.social
Leeds-born and raised; adopted by Wilmington.
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
2 kids and done.
I like minis, football, and rec league softball
Married into a Philadelphia family, so expect obnoxious takes on the #Eagles and #Phillies
Trump is deeply disinterested in reality and the mediocrities surrounding him have no incentive to tell him the truth. You don't need AI, just a room full of self-interested liars eager to tell the emperor how nice is new outfit is.
man, did the viziers in the WH not actually show him the actual video?
January 8, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Trump is deeply disinterested in reality and the mediocrities surrounding him have no incentive to tell him the truth. You don't need AI, just a room full of self-interested liars eager to tell the emperor how nice is new outfit is.
Why are so many wide receivers unbelievable pieces of shit?
January 8, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Why are so many wide receivers unbelievable pieces of shit?
Miles Garrett moves fast and then uses the guards like when you grab a pole to turn at speed - the big boy is part of the technique
January 4, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Miles Garrett moves fast and then uses the guards like when you grab a pole to turn at speed - the big boy is part of the technique
...since they briefly thought the Watson trade was a good idea
That Myles Garrett sack is the happiest Browns moment since … I’m coming up blank.
January 4, 2026 at 10:37 PM
...since they briefly thought the Watson trade was a good idea
Missouri taxpayers should be happy the chiefs are no longer draining public money for a private business. Stadiums don't help their local economy, so public money should only be offered on loan terms.
December 22, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Missouri taxpayers should be happy the chiefs are no longer draining public money for a private business. Stadiums don't help their local economy, so public money should only be offered on loan terms.
Tush push.
Gluteus maxipush.
Two guys, one shove.
Forward ass.
Rectal rush.
Be gentle, it's my first down.
Gluteus maxipush.
Two guys, one shove.
Forward ass.
Rectal rush.
Be gentle, it's my first down.
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Tush push.
Gluteus maxipush.
Two guys, one shove.
Forward ass.
Rectal rush.
Be gentle, it's my first down.
Gluteus maxipush.
Two guys, one shove.
Forward ass.
Rectal rush.
Be gentle, it's my first down.
Jesus Christ, thank you!
I've yelled "It's a rolling maul, you tit!" so many times. There is no maneuver in football like a scrum - nothing in the same ballpark.
Laterals are just standard rugby passing.
Tush push and pushing an upright tackled player are both mauls.
I've yelled "It's a rolling maul, you tit!" so many times. There is no maneuver in football like a scrum - nothing in the same ballpark.
Laterals are just standard rugby passing.
Tush push and pushing an upright tackled player are both mauls.
THAT'S NOT A SCRUM!
It's more akin to a maul
It's more akin to a maul
December 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Jesus Christ, thank you!
I've yelled "It's a rolling maul, you tit!" so many times. There is no maneuver in football like a scrum - nothing in the same ballpark.
Laterals are just standard rugby passing.
Tush push and pushing an upright tackled player are both mauls.
I've yelled "It's a rolling maul, you tit!" so many times. There is no maneuver in football like a scrum - nothing in the same ballpark.
Laterals are just standard rugby passing.
Tush push and pushing an upright tackled player are both mauls.
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My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
December 13, 2025 at 3:07 AM
My kids have measles, there are no toys on the shelves, and I can't afford a steak. But at least there's no sign language interpreter at White House press briefings now.
God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
December 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
God, that coke commercial has the unmistakably fake look of AI. And this will be the best they produced - this shiny, weird, soulless series of disconnected scenes is the best they could make - and it still looks shit.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Just rerun the old ads if you don't want to pay for good new ones.
Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.
November 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Empire of the Sun had an aesthetic that was the basis for the only adaptation of Jodorowsky's Dune that might have been successful. You need people willing to wear insane headgear with absolute sincerity.
I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book
kickers should be allowed to kick the ball through the uprights on a kickoff for 2 points as many times in a row as they want but, if they miss, they sacrifice all points in the chain and the other team takes over at the 50
please make us commissioner of the NFL
please make us commissioner of the NFL
November 20, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I love shit like this. It sounds moronic until you take the time to read the current kickoff rules - that shit reads like someone was mad-libbing their way through an NFL rules book
This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.
November 16, 2025 at 4:06 PM
This NFL game in Madrid should be considered an aggressive act against an ally, much like tariffs.
Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Where can I get my YouTubeTV refund for this Commanders v Dolphins game being completely available?
A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A Few Good Men is always a refreshing reminder that great acting, great writing, and great pacing can deliver a compelling story in well under 3 hours. I'm begging Hollywood to make more movies you can watch between a child's bedtime and the point where parents pass out.
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My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup…
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The Biggest Failure In a Century of Sneakers
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup…
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore
November 6, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bread and circus only works to quiet the masses if you don't lock them behind paywalls and carriage disputes. At some point the government is going to have to step in because the poors aren't being distracted anymore
As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
As an eagles fan, I don't like the cowboys organization, but this kind of news is just miserable regardless of rivalries. His family and his teammates, current and former, must be a mess.
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this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos
October 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
this is worse than when dudes comment on porn videos
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Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make
A bit ago we saw a man with a Trump train boat with a large crown on top of it. He was honking his horn and smiling like a madman. Trying to cover his face though. #nokings
October 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Writing train on a boat describes Trump fans better than any joke I could make
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Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy.
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
October 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Richard Wright is the artist behind the incredible floor tiles in Warhammer Quest and Space Hulk 2nd edition, as well as countless magnificent pieces for 40k & Fantasy.
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
Over on Patreon I just published a written interview with Wright covering his time at GW
www.patreon.com/posts/richar...
The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions:
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
October 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
The Eagles aren't broken, but they do need to ask a lot of questions:
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
Why is our run game so obvious?
Where is our pass coverage?
How did Dart escape pressure so easily?
Is everyone doing shots at half-time?
But most important, why do they look like they're slogging through games?
#Phillies shit the bed. Again.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
October 7, 2025 at 3:10 AM
#Phillies shit the bed. Again.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
Top of the lineup forgets which end of the bat you swing once postseason starts. Middle to bottom of the order do their part but the big boys don't step up.
Schwarber ain't worth re-signing if he's only racking up HoF stats in the regular season. Vanity numbers.
What the F is up with the Ravens? Why do they just collapse in the big moments? Really feels like the coaching staff needs to be turned over - Harbaugh always looks mystified by his team doing something that is both dumb and ill-disciplined
September 29, 2025 at 12:37 AM
What the F is up with the Ravens? Why do they just collapse in the big moments? Really feels like the coaching staff needs to be turned over - Harbaugh always looks mystified by his team doing something that is both dumb and ill-disciplined