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Sir Alonne
@sir-alonne.bsky.social
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Shoddy self taught fencer and HEMA nerd.
Transfem 🏳️‍⚧️
Miyazaki's weakest invader ⚔️
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Ishizaki if he doesn't have like fifty new moves I won't forgive you.

#Nightreign
Screenshot of Artorias from the Nightreign Forsaken hollows dlc trailer. A knight in blue surcoat with an obscured face, hunched over posture, a black plume on his helm and a greatsword on his shoulder. There's a man impaled on the greatsword.
November 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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Downward slash my beloved.
The menu depiction of the combat art ichimonji, from the videogame Sekiro: shadows die twice. A rough ink drawing of a man striking vertically with a katana.
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Screenshot of a discord conversation. "Sir" Alonne: Silksong broke the steam store lmao insret: fork found in kitchen type statement
September 4, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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Thank you Hideo game Kojima.
Screenshot of an automated DM from discord saying "We determined you're in the adult age group."
July 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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If you see this post a sword ⚔️
Me holding my synthetic zweihander in my sunlit bedroom. The grip chord is red,the double ringed cross is steel and the grey blade has a bright red "do not switch off!" warning sticker on it. I'm not wearing a shirt and the veins in my forearms are standing out in the heat. The walls are painted dark blue and there's a green ornamental dolphin on the shelf in the background.
May 11, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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Diagram of a monkey, with it's brain labeled "neuron activation", looking at a zweihander with the caption "hhuge fuckinf sord"
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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I blocked three of you already, I'll fuckin' do it again...
Notification for a 4th Julie bot following me
May 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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Without context, post a pic from your camera roll.
Screenshot of a YouTube live chat. The conversation goeth thusly: "Like your prostate?" "sane ryan: 'he's talking about your doodoo soul butthole egg'" "butt souls 2" "Hand over that thing... your butt soul..." "OMG THAT VIDEO" "what glitch were you talking about with the other red??" "we're gaining insight here" "a fine butt soul to you" "i wish people would stop using the word lore everything is crystal clear to me" "I need tp for my bungsoul"
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?
Image of a repeating cycle titled "unstructured time" There are things I need to do -> there are also things I want to do -> I can't do both -> guess I'll do nothing -> there are things I need to do.....
May 7, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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April 30, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Small kitten that is full of hate and opinions.
March 13, 2025 at 4:19 AM
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Lobter.....
#eldenring #eldenringpvp
January 13, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Where are my fellow HEMA freaks at?
November 16, 2024 at 9:48 PM