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Sir Alonne
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Shoddy self taught fencer and HEMA nerd.
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Few things fill me with as much rage as this shit. Just makes you want to throttle the fuckers.
November 8, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Yo, can I get a whiff?
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November 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I'm struggling to envision how this parry works. As a videogame mechanic it's pretty well defined as press button at the right time to nullify damage but when it comes to a magic system a parry could mean literally any defensive ability.
November 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Energy manipulation kinda makes any kind of parry ability redundant. You could just redirect the energy of your opponents attack and not have to parry at all.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Great, can you tell me what I was thinking about before I read this? I forgor.
October 26, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Claymore R2s copy paste, they might be slower though.
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
And the only great katana with hyperarmour. Rakshasa my beloathed.
October 16, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Is there room for me in that gutter you live in?
October 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Don't you mean blasphemous Billy Nye.
October 10, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Too real 🤡
October 6, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Engagement bait, (I'm falling for it).
October 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Same difference. And anyway if there's no way to cure deathblight in this hypothetical scenario then it's literally impossible to get to Quelaag.
October 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Purging stones, whatever.
October 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Easy, just gotta save some moss to reach Quelaag.
October 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Downward slash my beloved.
September 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Wait, fuck, I'm stupid. It's the fire witch dress as well.
September 20, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Dancer's crown, fire witch breastplate, Dancer's guantlets and Lorian's greaves. I think.....
September 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM