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this is so goddamn good. i've never been more seated in my life.
i promised i’d post chapter 1 when it happened on the show, so here we are!! my amnesia au is now live!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/75479101
December 19, 2025 at 5:40 PM
kind of losing it that Connor Storrie is into the clown scene in LA. let the record reflect I was made aware if this against my will in 2024.
December 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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i'll be forever bitter about people with no media literacy or critical comprehension mistaking bad faith interpretations as any sort of "critique." now not only are you wrong and stupid, you're wrong, stupid, AND mean
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 PM
watching new knives out with mom, and I refuse to explain why I hurt myself snort-laughing at “young, dumb, and full of Christ.”
December 14, 2025 at 4:29 AM
same energy
December 12, 2025 at 7:14 PM
heated rivalry songs for the fanmix i'm never gonna make:

1) "In A River" by Rostam matsor.bandcamp.com/album/in-a-r...

but sometimes i feel it
in a dream i know i been there
we were sleeping by the ocean
we were laughing on the warm sand
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
fuck it, gonna post like it's livejournal fandom circa 2008.
December 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
losing my mind a little that jacob tierney says feist's "my moon, my man" is his shane/ilya song, and he's just SO CORRECT FOR THIS youtu.be/ltYq-jalYm0
Feist - My Moon My Man
YouTube video by FeistVEVO
youtu.be
December 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
mistyped "heated rivalry" as "heted rivalry" and now i feel like i need to apologize for accidental queer erasure.
December 10, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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because Jurassic Park is trans rep
December 9, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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Oh my god.
'Describing his friendship with Connor in an interview with The Permanent Rain Press, Hudson described Connor as a "beautiful, sensitive, little, radical artist boy who is to be treated with the utmost care and only hugs and friendliness because he can't handle anything else and that is perfect."'
December 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
oh NO. the fancast has become sentient.
December 9, 2025 at 12:34 AM
weapons? more like weaponized naruto run, amiright.
December 7, 2025 at 3:30 AM
enjoying Heated Rivalry on all fronts*, but the thing i'm most tickled by right now is the use of unsent texts/bubbling as the cinematic equivalent of thought balloons.

like, what a genuinely clever way to give characters an internal narrative w/o resorting to a voice-over.

*and backs
December 5, 2025 at 5:08 AM
new fandom problematic age gap metric just dropped thegoodshirts.com/products/her...
Her Spotify Listening Age Was 19 You Sick Fuck Hat.
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December 4, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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gonna start ending all my emails in a comma—like did i mean to type a period instead, or was i just going to continue talking and forgot,
December 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
they need to create a punctuation mark to end a sentence in a vaguely pleasant, nonthreatening manner that is some mysterious third thing between a full-stop, admonishing period (.) , and an excitable, caffeinated exclamation point (!).
December 3, 2025 at 8:18 PM
"oh, like in the newspaper?"
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 2, 2025 at 5:23 PM
does exercise only exist to make normal water taste good?
December 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ughhh I’m all warm in bed under three comforters a cat and and a heating pad and I forgot to take out my contacts ugghhhhhhhhh
November 26, 2025 at 6:59 AM
he is correct, and andor being good proves it.

rogue one's only redeeming value continues to be cassian andor.
rogue one is bad folks. i have believed this since i saw it in theaters and no subsequent rewatch has changed my mind. basically a chop job until the final sequence, which is good (for star wars)
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 PM
do urself a favor and see predator badlands, it’s got daddy issues, predator bar mitzvah, accidental baby acquisition, and toxic yuri incest. A+++ highly recommend.
November 13, 2025 at 8:14 AM
lrt: honestly, this has been the secret delight of 9-1-1, it's eight seasons of queer edging and i am having a grand ol' time.
November 11, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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absolutely desperate for a 24-episode-season monster-of-the-week television show featuring flawed, messy characters. i also want it to be also absolutely rife with queer-baiting. sending a hope out into the universe 🙏
November 11, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the thing about freezing ur eggs is u get the most out of pocket emails to ur real legal name account
November 6, 2025 at 8:39 PM