John Figueroa
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John Figueroa
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New Yorker. Expat. Crafter of images, stories, and such. Written for Marvel, DC, and a few other joints. Directed a bit.
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Bingo.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 10, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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The misrule of my country is now so hideous and profound that I am running out of things for which I am as an American rightly proud: Baseball, barbecue, Broadway musicals, African-American music, peanut butter cups & a walk on the streets of any diverse, pluralistic metropolis.

Wish I was joking.
January 8, 2026 at 5:15 AM
January 8, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Spotted on these mean streets of Munich...

#munich

#wileecoyote
January 4, 2026 at 7:16 PM
What? Money? Souls? Time? 🤔
January 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
January 1, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Let's hope the New One is better.

#2026
December 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Another turn around our beloved Sun... this was my first crude sketch of 2025.

There were many. 😅😏😅

Gaze fixed towards the North, the goal is elusive, but worthy.

Happy New Year/Guten Rutsch, My Beautiful People! ❤️🥂❤️

#happynewyear #gutenrutsch🎉
December 31, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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I'm watching an episode of Columbo where his wife gives him a new raincoat and wearing the new coat agitates him. hes pacing around and losing his shit. he can't think in the coat!!!!
December 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
December 27, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Santa brought me my first Corleone Funko! Little Italy Vito, (spoilers) , out to deal with the Black Hand! Dig the towel and muzzle flash! 🤣🙏🤣

#thegodfather #funko #vitocorleone
December 26, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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He surfed that 90s Indie swell furiously. Laws of Gravity, Clean Shaven, & more. Intense and charismatic, he did some things, but...

Saw him out in NYC not long ago. Rough. It was a scene, like a star dying out, but objects still gravitated towards it.

#restinpeacepetergreene
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December 9, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have retired the beyond hacky, "that's a good name for a band" joke...and then they go and drop Trash Panda on me?

How dare they! 🤣

#trashpanda
The masked burglar broke into the closed Virginia liquor store early on Saturday and hit the bottom shelf. The bandit was something of a nocturnal menace: bottles were smashed and alcohol pooled on the floor.

The suspect acted like an animal because, in fact, he's a raccoon.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend.
bit.ly
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