Sir Michael
@sirmichael.bsky.social
Creator of the Sturdy Wheelbarrows podcast and the grandson who continues to be persecuted for wearing jean shorts to his grandad's funeral :(
Thanks for remembering ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Thanks for remembering ❤️
I just want to have enough careers so that everyone stops making me be their dentist
January 23, 2026 at 6:08 PM
I just want to have enough careers so that everyone stops making me be their dentist
Please refrain from questioning my methods as both a professional chef and therapist.
January 22, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Please refrain from questioning my methods as both a professional chef and therapist.
How dare you. This is completely over the line. I can see I've created a monster.
January 22, 2026 at 8:51 PM
How dare you. This is completely over the line. I can see I've created a monster.
I can already tell that I'm going to need to combine a lesson in not self-sabotaging yourself with my delicious fettuccine alfredo recipe.
January 22, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I can already tell that I'm going to need to combine a lesson in not self-sabotaging yourself with my delicious fettuccine alfredo recipe.
1. If you must
2. This will be answered later in my book, in the dessert section
2. This will be answered later in my book, in the dessert section
January 22, 2026 at 8:42 PM
1. If you must
2. This will be answered later in my book, in the dessert section
2. This will be answered later in my book, in the dessert section
I'm not saying they're for everyone but I do think they'll be a big hit among people who find normal shoes too light and comfortable.
January 22, 2026 at 6:52 PM
I'm not saying they're for everyone but I do think they'll be a big hit among people who find normal shoes too light and comfortable.
This might be the clinching point actually. Like all decent people, I would NEVER do anything to interrupt a lovely game of Ladder Ham.
January 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
This might be the clinching point actually. Like all decent people, I would NEVER do anything to interrupt a lovely game of Ladder Ham.
Thank you, friend. Nice to see you again too.
January 19, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Thank you, friend. Nice to see you again too.
That's a good point. Would be great to see all our talented unscrewers finally getting more work.
January 19, 2026 at 9:09 PM
That's a good point. Would be great to see all our talented unscrewers finally getting more work.
This is the most sensible idea I've heard all day 👏
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
This is the most sensible idea I've heard all day 👏
Not quite but it did manage a very creditable second place at the end of 2025 so 11th place fans are very excited about what the future might hold
January 19, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Not quite but it did manage a very creditable second place at the end of 2025 so 11th place fans are very excited about what the future might hold
I agree. The perfect sport is one in which that nobody can score any points, ever. It's not right to make some people feel less good at things than others.
January 19, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I agree. The perfect sport is one in which that nobody can score any points, ever. It's not right to make some people feel less good at things than others.
Okay but there should also be minus scores in football because that seems to work quite well in golf. Any golfers who score better than -2 must transfer their extra minuses to Manchester United.
January 19, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Okay but there should also be minus scores in football because that seems to work quite well in golf. Any golfers who score better than -2 must transfer their extra minuses to Manchester United.
I believe in equality and if you're not able to score points, no-one should be. It's only fair.
January 19, 2026 at 8:59 PM
I believe in equality and if you're not able to score points, no-one should be. It's only fair.
That's a good point. If I find something that requires the exact same screws, basketball is going to change forever.
January 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
That's a good point. If I find something that requires the exact same screws, basketball is going to change forever.
"You're not singing anymore," chant the City fans. "Of course not," the United fans respond. "We're resting our voices for choir practice later." "Oh yeah," the City fans sing. "We nearly forgot about that. See you there!" It's just so heartwarming!
January 17, 2026 at 1:22 PM
"You're not singing anymore," chant the City fans. "Of course not," the United fans respond. "We're resting our voices for choir practice later." "Oh yeah," the City fans sing. "We nearly forgot about that. See you there!" It's just so heartwarming!
Excellent point. Why are we constantly denying the parents of Premier League footballers the joy of a quiet, relaxing weekend? A good plan would be if all the Premier League teams joined the league your son plays in on Saturday mornings.
January 17, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Excellent point. Why are we constantly denying the parents of Premier League footballers the joy of a quiet, relaxing weekend? A good plan would be if all the Premier League teams joined the league your son plays in on Saturday mornings.
I would then walk out immediately, never to be seen again. My work would be complete.
January 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I would then walk out immediately, never to be seen again. My work would be complete.
I knew I should have contacted the producers to let them know I wouldn't be playing. Major error on my part. But I guess it could work out well for you and Contraband Craig as you'll be sharing my prize money if I win. Hopefully you'll go into (a legit) business together.
January 15, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I knew I should have contacted the producers to let them know I wouldn't be playing. Major error on my part. But I guess it could work out well for you and Contraband Craig as you'll be sharing my prize money if I win. Hopefully you'll go into (a legit) business together.
Luckily, I would also have the costume of a faithful in my huge bag of Contraband Craig's disguises. He would still receive a significant portion of my prize money.
January 15, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Luckily, I would also have the costume of a faithful in my huge bag of Contraband Craig's disguises. He would still receive a significant portion of my prize money.
That belt is 100% authentic. I know because it was given to me by my sensei 22 years ago and I have worn it to Karate Club every Saturday since
January 15, 2026 at 8:24 PM
That belt is 100% authentic. I know because it was given to me by my sensei 22 years ago and I have worn it to Karate Club every Saturday since