new job? 👀👀👀👀👀

don’t worry lots of chinese americans have them lmao the one who bought 6 is chinese american

i got locked out of 天猫 and that’s the only thing saving me rn

oh dw there is a zipper

bruh it’s such a Phenomenon that the local muji store has come up with their own pankou jackets in china (but less good looking than adidas ofc)

no no it’s okay i bought the red one and got my brother the blue one

luke please i need your insight as a white person. why do the laowai hunger for the tang dynasty style tracksuit that my mom thinks is ugly and “makes you look like a restaurant server”

i pass 3 white people in the hotel. they’re each carrying one. i run into someone while at an anime mall, i peek from the top of the yellow bag and see the blue version. a white guy passes me towards the direction of the shopping center and he has one. the son of my mom’s american friend bought 6.

oh i went to beijing in 2007 and 2015 like i KNOW

deeply funny to me that i didn’t see a single non-asian face at these major locales. every laowai is either at the forbidden city or at an adidas or at an anime mall

i’m at another bookstore and wheezing because i found the chibi karl marx standees and bag clips

not much because canadian arts grants are much easier to get from what i’ve researched about them

we asked one customer service worker about why theft isn’t visibly prevalent and based on our very comprehensive sample size of one she said that anyone who wants a job can get one. lots to think about!

wait good ship taste (also congrats)