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birp
@sk8bird.bsky.social
22 y/o
Bird who meows.
I'm not okay!
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Seeking housing and kinda feeling hopeless, but I have a lovely friend helping me out a ton!
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Ok so basically: we use an elaborate system of ropes and pulleys to create a false hive-mind to rival the nous — surely an insult to God — out stolen thoughts and works, then we train it to control uuuhhh... Everything?
November 18, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Penis butter and belly sandwich.
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!Don't hit kids!
November 16, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I added the skateboarding animation from Gentlemen of the row into my Saints Row 2 files and it's so damn janky, I love it. I hope someone makes like an Ollie and landing animation or something so I can hit some of the spots around Stilwater.
November 12, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This and also good ol Gentlemen of the Row are basically necessary!
The Juiced Patch for Saints Row 2 significantly enhances the PC port, making it a must-play.

While many games launch broken, this update proves that some titles can truly shine with the right fixes.

#SaintsRow2 #Gaming

#SaintsRow2 #Gaming
November 9, 2025 at 8:12 AM
So annoyed with the Saints Row fan base. They just make all the wrong criticisms of the reboot. It wasn't woke and in fact, I wish it were. Mind you also, that Saint's row 2 (the best one) is about fighting against gentrification, surveillance, and corporations! If anything it's too corporate.
November 8, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I like a jammy over-medium.
October 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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Finally! Judge Paula Xinis of the U.S. District Court in Maryland has signaled she is inclined to release Kilmar Armando Abrego Garcia, the Maryland man wrongfully deported and later brought back by the Trump administration.
October 11, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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At any point in your life you have the option to do the right thing (move to Portland Oregon)
October 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Sphinxes are badass
October 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Sharing this information to help spread it. I took no part in this video's production.
youtu.be/cMLB6BQ1n_w
I Know Where (Most Of) The Missing Detainees From Alligator Alcataz Are
YouTube video by Brenna Perez
youtu.be
September 30, 2025 at 12:27 AM
You bring real harm to the world when you tolerate your own, or others' rights being violated.
September 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Don't deny yourself to your own detriment unless it helps somebody.
September 19, 2025 at 7:00 AM
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"Rosa" works in the celery harvest on CAs Central Coast. She shares "We pack more than a thousand boxes a day, putting two celery stalks in each bag. It's a difficult job because it's a very fast-paced." #WeFeedYou
September 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Tired of Smoking Weed? Seek Anandamide through Gluttony!
#selfhelp
September 17, 2025 at 6:13 AM
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the sci show said horse estrogen is prescribed to trans women and hormone blockers without hrt is a good option for nonbinary people

and then doubled down

(there are quite a few more errors in the video, far less egregious than those two though)
Knitting youtube is mad at Hank Green for basically the exact same thing he did with feminizing HRT - saying an incredibly wrong thing and then doubling down - and I find that very funny
September 12, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What do I think I miss from back then anyway?
September 16, 2025 at 9:22 AM
The cannabis industry is misogynistic asf.
September 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Order of Nine Angles? More like Order of No Bitches.
September 2, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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What could possibly go wrong?
U.S. Cities Are Lowering Education Requirements for Cops
Finally! Exactly what America needs: more cops with less education. Cities across the country are lowering their standards.
www.vice.com
September 1, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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if you say the r slur i hate you 🫶🏻
August 21, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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still so many things i cant draw. what the hell. does it ever end
August 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM