Skaal
@skaaling.bsky.social
32, she/her, straya. Aspiring writer, accomplished wanker 🌞🍒🥐
Finally watched Trap and it was great, once again people don’t recognise true cinema. Campy single-concept thrillers are an art form
January 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Finally watched Trap and it was great, once again people don’t recognise true cinema. Campy single-concept thrillers are an art form
How do I always forget that Twin Peaks opens with Josie serving absolute face
January 8, 2025 at 12:19 AM
How do I always forget that Twin Peaks opens with Josie serving absolute face
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Every time someone says a very muscular man with 25% body fat has a “dad bod” an angel loses its wings
We’re back to mislabeling beef cakes as dad bods on Twitter and I’m SICK!!!!!!
December 18, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Every time someone says a very muscular man with 25% body fat has a “dad bod” an angel loses its wings
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it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 11:18 PM
it's amazing how they keep flanking him with the most miserable, evil-looking people you can imagine when he looks like a marble sculpture that escaped from the museum in the vatican
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A Star Wars fan theory I have is that no one at that opera with the floating blobs knew what the fuck was going on but they were all too embarrassed to admit it
December 19, 2024 at 9:12 AM
A Star Wars fan theory I have is that no one at that opera with the floating blobs knew what the fuck was going on but they were all too embarrassed to admit it
I somehow got a papercut on one of my baby’s board books tonight… the very hungry caterpillar took a bite out of ME
December 19, 2024 at 8:58 AM
I somehow got a papercut on one of my baby’s board books tonight… the very hungry caterpillar took a bite out of ME
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Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
December 18, 2024 at 5:11 AM
Christmas is a happy time for many but this year please take a moment to remember all the people who’ve died trying to imitate Mr Bean’s turkey-on-head routine from “Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean”
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[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
December 17, 2024 at 11:08 PM
[playing poker]
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
FRIEND: I’m all in
ME: [yearning for this type of commitment since we first met] me too, man, I’m all in too
FRIEND: um, a pair of kings
ME: you bet we are
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I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
December 17, 2024 at 10:07 AM
I'm not good at anything. I dont do anything. I dont know anything. But I know this: Certain forces are out of control
Hello blue app I exist here now
December 7, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Hello blue app I exist here now