The Original Slappy McGee
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The Original Slappy McGee
@skomlos.bsky.social
Smart dumb guy
Get to the choppa Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Shouldn’t marine iguanas in Spanish be called marijuanas
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Didn’t see a single Hamas terrorist, illegal alien, or violent criminal today at No Kings | San Francisco. I mean, I’m sure they were there, but I didn’t see any. I also saw 2 policemen and a few dozen thousand peaceful protesters, avg age 67
October 19, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Media, stop accepting this “first batch” bullshit narrative and demand what We the People demand - release ALL the Epstein files NOW and stop shielding creeps from accountability - including Dems
September 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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In case you were asking what all the bullshit about the logo was really about.
August 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Let’s give it up to Glamdring the Foehammer, which without Gandalf would’ve been f’ed against the balrog #2026midterms
August 5, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“You can be the president, I’d rather be the pope.” -Prince

open.spotify.com/track/7mf7dN...
Pope
Prince · The Hits / The B-Sides · Song · 1993
open.spotify.com
May 8, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Excellent explanation of Judge Xinis' ruling and orders during today's hearing.

#KilmarAbregoGarcia
April 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
If you’ve been conned by a con-artist, you should not hold shame. The shame belongs to the con-artist, not to you. There is no shame in being a human being with an innate bias to trust others. Now, if you keep falling for cons, I’ve got no helpful advice for you
April 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.
April 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I hereby declare April 3rd “National Check Your IRA Balance / Clear Your Calendar to Protest on April 5th Day”.
It’s non-denominational
April 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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Knee-high snow on March 31. There are coyotes out & about 🐺🦺
April 1, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Vote with your feet and your wallet every day
The TESLA (a/k/a "TESLER") TAKEDOWN is working... WORLDWIDE!
Turns out people really resent an unelected weirdo running our Government & creating economic chaos. Hit Elmo where it really hurts: in his big, fat wallet. If we #TankTesla, It's Ex-X! (a/k/a Twitter) #WinWin

Visit www.takedowntesla.com
March 17, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Irish people just *love it* when we Americans call the patron saint of their country “Paddy”
March 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
That’s nearly 2MM red state jobs affected 🫨
These are e most important #s for the Dems. They should be tracking all local media and influencers in these states and reposting it everywhere

The economic pain tariffs can indlict on red states need to be talked about more than anything else right now. It will flip voters.
March 17, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I like pie every day folks
March 15, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Vote with your feet and your wallet e’ery damn day
I bought a Tesla because it was fast like a rocket ship. But now every time I drive it, I feel like a rolling billboard for a man dismantling our government and hurting people. So Tesla, you’re fired!

New ride coming soon.
March 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Well, look at that, it’s 4:20 and Beer:30 at the same time. The only good thing about the time change, really
March 12, 2025 at 11:26 PM
These Forest Service cuts hurt all of us and help absolutely no one
March 8, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Bo-oooring
President Donald Trump has set a record for the longest address to a joint session of Congress. He talked for more than an hour and 40 minutes, breaking the previous record set by President Bill Clinton’s 2000 State of the Union address, which ran 1 hour, 28 minutes and 49 seconds.
Trump sets record for longest address to joint session of Congress
It wasn’t even close.
buff.ly
March 5, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Suits were invented so lard-asses could appear slim
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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You: Oh my god the house is on fire!

Me (wise, has read books): And you're surprised? Houses have been on fire before [as the flames consume us both] Furthermore,
March 1, 2025 at 4:20 PM
🇺🇦
March 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gonna start calling her Pam Port-a-Bondi because she’s full of crap
March 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guys running our country have no rizz, Vance is such a dork. He’s the kind of guy who would have wanted to be friends with the cool kids in high school. They would hang out with him because he’d offered to be designated driver. He’d bum cigarettes. He’d later narc on them for smoking
March 1, 2025 at 2:00 AM